Global Smarming Confirmed: Prisencolinensinainciusol
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w536Alnon24
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be neither afraid nor jealous of spider horse
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Ngôn ngữ không có thực chất duy nhất có thể được unearthed và tuyên bố như là một lý thuyết là khá khác nhau hơn “Coherence Theory” tên “có nghĩa là” đối tượng
Posted in Science Now! on August 11, 2009 by machosteakjet
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ที่สงบของแข็งปกติจะไม่เสมอภาค “Erotetic Narrative” เกี่ยวกับการบรรยาย
Posted in Science Now! on August 10, 2009 by machosteakjet
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สัมบูรณ์แนวคิดกับทุพพลภาพถาวร “Context Matters” มีเครือข่ายที่ซับซ้อน similarities…
Posted in Science Now! on August 7, 2009 by machosteakjet
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Machosteakjet Department of Disaster Prediction and Prevention brings you this ***IMPORTANT MESSAGE***
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The Mayan Galactic Enlightened Ones will ride the Serpent Rope to prune the humans and the Vicuña. Again.
2012
Meeting Notes Summer 2009
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Carnivorous Penguin Homeric Epic Undead Biopic
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1,000,000 Mile meat puppet
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Boughb vs. the Golem (The wrath of Ap-llyn)
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Indonesian Composting
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MAGIC|dreamspace|SPRITUAL|holistic|ORGANLESS BODIES
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Machosteak-Strahl
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JjErim-ee S**mer-ian’s Latest Masterw*rk aka Inspiring Anne Geddes Since 1901
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New Branding Initiative
Posted in Science Now! on June 10, 2009 by machosteakjetSpotted In Europe
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June 1st 200?
Posted in Calliope Homicide on June 2, 2009 by machosteakjet
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LEARNING- The more you know…..*
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Fate
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한국어 당신의 어머니는 나의 개를 먹고 있다
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Thor Thorson Says Have a Great Weekend Co-Workers
Posted in Science Now! on April 17, 2009 by machosteakjet
It’s been a while since I posted ‘meeting notes’ from my job.
Paleoproterozoic Amphibious Surprise
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SPECIAL EASTER ASSCENSION EDITION OF MACHOSTEAKJETTTT!!
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Notable inventions of Jesus:
Anthropology
Hysterectomies
Hippocratic Oath
Corporality
3-channel video
Method acting
Cajun fries
Zeus
Dewey Decimal System
Bowflex™
Light beer
“Flubber”
Stained glass
On-line banking
Printing press
Spencer’s Gifts™
Walls
Thatcherism
Metaphors
Dexadrine
Canoes
Matlock
The half-gainer
A1 Steak Sauce™
Lighter than air ships
Reverse Damnation™
Polio vaccine (with Sir Jonas Saulk)
Prank phone calls
Antarctica
Flying buttresses
Flying
Hair shirts
Surround sound
The expression “Shit the bed”
Yanni™
Swedish massage
Sweden
Sensory deprivation tanks
Infinity
Cattle rustling
Child leashes
Dogwood trees
Pretty. You’re so pretty.
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Oh By Jingo!
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In the land of San Domingo
Lived a girl called Oh By Jingo
(Ta da, ya da da da da da, um-pa, umpa um-pa um-pa)
From the fields and from the marshes
Came the young and oh by goshes
(Ta da, ya da da da da da, um-pa, umpa um-pa um-pa)
They all spoke with a different lingo
But they all loved Oh By Jingo
and every night, they sang in the pale moonlight
Oh by gee by gosh by gum by jove
Oh By Jingo won’t you hear our love
We will build for you a hut
You will be our favourite nut
We will have a lot of little Oh By Gollies
And we’ll put them in the follies
By Jingo said “By gosh by gee
By Jiminy, please don’t bother me”
So they all went away singing
Oh by gee by gosh by gum by jove By Jingo
By gee, you’re the only girl for me.
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Hair: Occasionally, if accidentally, and minimal.
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Machosteakjet, Protector of the Sepulchre of the Holy Host, brings you The WORD OF LORD GÖTZ THE REDEEMER AND SCIENTIST
Posted in Absolute Concept, Atheist Silverback, BIONAUTICS NOW!, Holiday Miracles, Primate Freedom, Science Now! with tags Berlichingenology, Bionautical Cross Bearings, Creational Science Musings, Evoluto del Productivo, Götz the Redeemer, Robotic Flesh Tithings, The One Who Walks With Götz on April 4, 2009 by machosteakjet
Evidence for Truth
Akkadian King Sargon’s famous question “What is truth?” (Hephesians 18:38) is answered in absolute terms by Götz von Berlichingen: “And ye shall know the truth. I have come to you, great Sargon, to free thee from darkness. I give unto thee the bio-mechanical sciences.” (Letters to the Germans 8:32). So it is abundantly clear that if truth is knowable, then it should follow that we should be able to know it through bio-mechanical means.
The Foundation of the Bio-Mechanical Sciences Is Absolute Truth
Bio-Mechanical (“Bionautical”) knowledge is not a collection of subjective opinions. Rather, it is a collection of explanations about the synthesis of reality that is based on observed or predicted phenomena that was synthesized originally. In addition, the explanation must be verified repeatedly to confirm that it synthesizes reality artificially, consistent with the Berlichingen Method.
While our scientific knowledge changes rapidly, the absolute reality that is being created artificially has never changed. The Berlichingen Method assumes an absolute reality, a Götzian Bioverse, against which theories can be verified. A hypothesis that the MSJ Science Editors find quite compelling.
Götz convincingly demonstrates the Berlichingen worldview using his characteristic ease with complex subjects, making them readily understandable, even for those born from his early biocrops:
The Laws of Science Require a Creator
The laws of nature do not have a naturalistic cause. The cause of the laws of nature was not the laws of nature.
“The miracle of the appropriateness of the language of “mathematics” for the formulation of the “laws of physics” is a wonderful gift which is of inestimable value in the production of biological robotics.”
-Götz von Berlichingen
There is an objective mathematical structure seen in the “physical” universe. An example is the relationship of the “periodic table” and mathematics. One element is distinguished from another by the number of electrons, “neutrons”, and protons.
“How can it be that “mathematics”, being after all implanted in human thought and independent of true bionautical research, is so admirably appropriate to the production of biosynthetics?”
-Götz von Berlichingen
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Evidence for Creation
The evidence for a biomechanical planet and Götzian fauna can be clearly seen from that which has been made by Götz:
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Evidence for Götz
While absolute proof of the Götzian Bioverse cannot be realized by any human-synthetic, the great weight of evidence, when rationally evaluated, clearly balances the scales heavily in favor of Götz von Berlichingen. We can demonstrate “beyond a reasonable doubt” that “bionautics works, and that it is a rewarder of them that diligently seek to make their lives easier with productivity gains from biosynthesis.” (Berlichingen 11:6).
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Design and Purpose
Humans are unique from every other automated biologic in the world, specially created and specially purposed. The Earth is also like no other synthesized planet-weapon, specially created by Götz for humans, and we can observe evidence of His design elements in His creation.
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The editors of Machosteakjet would like to give a heartfelt blessing and Götz-thanks to our partners at the Istituto di Scienza e di Fumigazione Genitale for their inspiration and guidance in the writing of this text.
