What Courage Looks Like
Posted in Human Interest Story, Science Now! with tags Astral Hoagie on November 16, 2010 by machosteakjetA True Story Of What Courage Looks Like
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Posted in Haegar und Hygiene, Krream Cheese, Pictish Steamer, River TayTay, Ropey & No No, Science Now! with tags Cnut the Great, Norðreyjar Switcheroo on November 11, 2010 by machosteakjet
Message received! Bob Dole phones in from his secret base
Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, Absolute Concept, Betwix thine sheets hath done mine office, Breaking News, Dino-whore, Hamburger Sexy Mandolin Player Man, Hand Held Microphone, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!, Human Interest Story, Merlin VS. Caring, MSJ & THE ENVIRONMENT, NO MORE 世界是漂亮PUPATING到另一個世界 AROUND, Primate Freedom, Science Now!, Sun Tan Gossip, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, Unflappable Grace, Zero Froufrou with tags Crow Ghost for the win!, Lance Trance Dong, Make Me!™, Old Evil in New Peru!, Pick A Carm, Soldiers of Thorge, Sticky Fingers Covered in Brains on November 5, 2010 by machosteakjet
I’m just a regular American guy. I’ve got a truck, smoke a little too much, maybe missing a few toes. Nothing too unusual. At my 9-to-5 I’ve gotten by for years on my old Two Wolf Moon T-Shirt. “Bring the loader over to bay 4″ they’d say, and I’d get over there and get it done, my two wolves classy enough for work but also letting the passing ladies know I’m a raging torrent of untamed American spirit yearning to breath free, preferably naked. I’m no Don Juan, but I did ok — mostly with Janice from Accounting, until she got diptheria.
Most of my income went to the good life, brewed high in the Rockies if you know what I mean. But one day I decided to take some hard earned dough and upgrade. Bigtime. When I got my Three Wolf Moon t-shirt, I knew my life had changed, but I didn’t know how much.
When I put it on, the effect was immediate. 33% more wolf was almost too much to handle. It was like wearing 1500 ccs of chaps on a 1800 cc motorcycle. The vibrations alone were almost enough to throw me off my stride. And the fact that the third wolf faces backwards while howling, demonstrating individuality at the same time as unity of purpose and nobility of spirit, was a metaphor so powerful Roy, the guy who steals my mail, practically took his own foot off with his weed whacker the moment he saw me.
Jesus.
After suturing him up with some spare baling twine, I trotted down to the hardware store to stock up. Bad idea. The rippling of my well endowed man curves apparently set the wolves to almost a hypnotic shimmering, trapped and yet freed under the opalescent moon they eternally worship and yet deny. Some guy took one look at me and backed right into a concrete planter. I almost stopped to see if he was ok, but then I remembered that wolves don’t stop for anybody, particularly when howling.
These days, I’m making $1.15 more an hour, and I keep getting free cable. With the savings, I’m thinking …maybe…just maybe, it’ll be Four Wolf Time soon. But for those of you who have put in your time and training on the One and Two wolf shirts, I highly recommend investing in an upgrade. You’ll never truly soar free without one.
High Tech Proof Shows Frank Asch Leads To Asian Supremacism
Posted in Great and honorable change shape wet, Oh Mexico!, Science Now!, Sun Tan Gossip, Vampiric Pizza Hut, Why Essents? on January 6, 2010 by machosteakjetRecent evidence uncovered by Macho Steak Jet Highest Tech Satchmo Labs™ strongly suggests that the poetry of children’s book author Frank Asch leads to an Asian Supremacist agenda. The graphic below shows an incontrovertible link from Asch’s poem Play to a sophisticated east Asian Supremacist sleeper cell:
A Macho Steak Jet HTSL™ administrator who commented on condition of anonymity said: “i’d shoot a puppy over the boarder into Xanadu to send a message to the hot goblins that I won’t sit around and let them live behind my mirror to watch me undress and shampoo my pink pony tail. always bet on black.” Unchecked, he warned, this type of undermining could lead to a dangerous future.
Posted in Elven Cloaca Droppings, Science Now! with tags Post Industrial Cleaning Supplies on December 20, 2009 by machosteakjet
MONSTERLOVE, n.
Posted in 2 borks down, ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Canary of the Sea, Crystal City, Damp With Sleet, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Erudite Libertines, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Governance, Inspiring Anne Geddes Since 1901, John Major Jenkins, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, Oiled Leather Overalls, Orginal Science Pleasings, Regal Stallion Condos, Relativist family reunion, Science Now!, Sentient Neck Brace, So Take Out All Your Files, Solar Knowledge Science Time!, The Big Shouldered Why, Unflappable Grace, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Wormhole Atlas on December 16, 2009 by machosteakjet
AMAZING!
Posted in A Big Letter to Your Mother, Advancements in Plumbing, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Black time travel, Branding Message Ending, Crusteasian Amphibious Evolvement, Damp With Sleet, Dirty Serpent Rope, First Time Docs, French Piss, Full Bodied Tatoo, Henna Time!, Hera; the economy; and YOU, Hoary Rackuun, Ingenuity and Progress, αεριωθούμενο αεροπλάνο μπριζόλας φαλλοκρατών, Lawn and Garden, Mayan Codex Photo Album, MSJ & THE ENVIRONMENT, Nature's Midwife, New Yert, Orginal Science Pleasings, poop log, Post History Situation Comedy, Scary Basement Grampa, Shantastico!, Symptoms, THE ANTHROPOLOGISTS, the Authority on the Mayan Codexes, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Vampiric Pizza Hut, Zero Froufrou with tags How To Eat Sensually, Mammalian Automaton Liberation, Smooth Brain, The One Who Walks With Götz on December 8, 2009 by machosteakjet
RUPERT H. WHELDON ILLUSTRATED
Posted in 'n tasty, Advancements in Plumbing, Bald Faced Mascot, Big Butt's Flutaphone, Canary of the Sea, Cannibalistic Mother, Celery skin graft, Cloaca, Don't touch it!!, Earth-spray, Extra Ectoplasm Please, Flesh Suit, Fuud, Governance, Hamburger Sexy Mandolin Player Man, Humane Blowhole, Japanese Breakfast, Kris Kringle Assault, Krream Cheese, Machostekjet Fuuds, Meat Hero, Nature's Midwife, Our Bodies Our Shelves, Pelvic Issues, poop log, Presidential BBQ tips, Rawhide Dawn, Runt Vacuity, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Shark Pile!, Snacks, Succulent Cutlet Shroud, Tender Fire, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Fresno Fishwich, Vampiric Pizza Hut with tags How To Eat Sensually on December 4, 2009 by machosteakjet
How to eat sensually.
Global Smarming Confirmed: Prisencolinensinainciusol
Posted in Science Now! with tags Top Secret Metroplex Stereotype Research spank bank Lab Results spam queue Change Player Size Watch this video in a new window farmicopia bobbins on November 20, 2009 by machosteakjetMACHOSTEAK-jete LIVES!
Posted in 'n tasty, 1 to go, Eagle Mountain Unibrow Water Fung, Murder Capitol of the worle, Shark Pile!, The Safe Word: Snug Fit, Uncategorized with tags The Undead on September 26, 2009 by machosteakjethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w536Alnon24
Posted in Science Now! with tags The Symbionese Liberation Army Desperate Teenage Lovedolls Citizen Tania The Year That Punk Broke splendid watches at even more splendid prices SteakJet Policyholder Service Center I feel inclined to on September 25, 2009 by machosteakjet
be neither afraid nor jealous of spider horse
Posted in 1 to go, 2 borks down, 25331936, 25333386, 28 Foot Dude, and YOU, ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Betwix thine sheets hath done mine office, Big Butt's Flutaphone, BIONAUTICS NOW!, Candlecobra, Catain Ron 2, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Frank Stallone: PISSED!, French Piss, Friend Group 1879!!, Full Bodied Tatoo, Henna Time!, Hera; the economy; and YOU, Holiday Miracles, Human Interest Story, Humane Blowhole, IMMINENT DOOM, Infinity, Infinity + 1, Ingenuity and Progress, John Major Jenkins, John Tesh, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Lemony Fredge, Meet me at the Sex Couch!, MORTAL KROMBAG, MSJ Personals, Murder Capitol of the worle, Murder of Crons, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, NO MORE FUCKING AROUND, NO MORE 世界是漂亮PUPATING到另一個世界 AROUND, NOOO!!!!!, Oh Mexico!, Ooooo skimpy!, Pelvic Issues, penis shaped island, Plugs, Post History Situation Comedy, Relativist family reunion, Ropey & No No, Runt Vacuity, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Scary Basement Grampa, Science, Science Now!, Scrotal Hat, Shantastico!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, Solar Knowledge Science Time!, Steam Goblin, Succulent Cutlet Shroud, Sun Tan Gossip, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, The Fresno Fishwich, The Safe Word: Snug Fit, Unmerciful Phone Call, Vampiric Pizza Hut, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, X-mas Farge, Yanni Bake, Zero Froufrou on September 16, 2009 by machosteakjet
Ngôn ngữ không có thực chất duy nhất có thể được unearthed và tuyên bố như là một lý thuyết là khá khác nhau hơn “Coherence Theory” tên “có nghĩa là” đối tượng
Posted in Science Now! on August 11, 2009 by machosteakjet
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ที่สงบของแข็งปกติจะไม่เสมอภาค “Erotetic Narrative” เกี่ยวกับการบรรยาย
Posted in Science Now! on August 10, 2009 by machosteakjet
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สัมบูรณ์แนวคิดกับทุพพลภาพถาวร “Context Matters” มีเครือข่ายที่ซับซ้อน similarities…
Posted in Science Now! on August 7, 2009 by machosteakjet
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Machosteakjet Department of Disaster Prediction and Prevention brings you this ***IMPORTANT MESSAGE***
Posted in Hoary Rackuun, John Major Jenkins, Mayan Codex Photo Album, Mountain Vista, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, Native American Science, Nature's Midwife, Oriental?, Science Now!, Solar Flair, Solar Knowledge Science Time!, THE ANTHROPOLOGISTS with tags Anthroapologists, Mayan Cosmogenesis, Mystical Dirty Serpent Rope, Oh Yeah!™, old fassion finsk diskoo, Serpent Rope Lashings, The Healing Sun Choad on July 12, 2009 by machosteakjet
The Mayan Galactic Enlightened Ones will ride the Serpent Rope to prune the humans and the Vicuña. Again.
2012
Meeting Notes Summer 2009
Posted in 28 Foot Dude, and Sanjay Samuel, C.S.O.H.M.S., Caesarian's B. Section, Captain Shit Heart, Eagle Mountain Unibrow Water Fung, Hamburger Sexy Mandolin Player Man, Hand Held Microphone, MSJ & THE ENVIRONMENT, Science Now!, Shantastico!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, The Safe Word: Snug Fit on July 3, 2009 by machosteakjet
Carnivorous Penguin Homeric Epic Undead Biopic
Posted in 13th Floored, 28 Foot Dude, A Big Letter to Your Mother, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, Absolute Zero Froufrou, Advancements in Plumbing, and YOU, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, ∞, ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Bald Faced Mascot, Cannibalistic Mother, Cloaca, Filthy Water People, Flesh Suit, Habeus Arthropodum, Habeus Arthropodus, Infinity, Infinity + 1, Interdimensional Tiki Bar, Japanese Breakfast, Kris Kringle Assault, Krream Cheese, Meat Hero, NO MORE FUCKING AROUND, NO MORE 世界是漂亮PUPATING到另一個世界 AROUND, Organic Centaur, Rawhide Dawn, Science Now!, Succulent Cutlet Shroud, Wolverine Vs. A Baby, Wormhole Atlas, Zero Froufrou with tags Art, Church of England, Evolution, Science of the Ages, Science of the Ancients, The Future on July 2, 2009 by machosteakjet
1,000,000 Mile meat puppet
Posted in 'n tasty, 28 Foot Dude, 87 mile beard, Absolute Concept, Frank Stallone: PISSED!, Interdimensional Tiki Bar, It's Getting Hot In Here, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Meat Hero, Merkin Surprise, Native American Science, NO MORE FUCKING AROUND, Primate Freedom, Rawhide Dawn, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Shower Genius, Snacks, Tennessee Meat Goat with tags Meat Ape on July 1, 2009 by machosteakjet
Boughb vs. the Golem (The wrath of Ap-llyn)
Posted in 'n tasty, 28 Foot Dude, A Big Letter to Your Mother, A Wizard's Nose, Albino Hair System, Arvak and Alsvid, Cannibalistic Mother, Color Theory for Big People, Meat Hero, NO MORE FUCKING AROUND, Presidential BBQ tips, Unmerciful Phone Call with tags Art, Black time travel, Church of England, GOD, Gylfaginning, Hebraic Science, Jewish Science Now!, Pretty Meat Suppositions on June 30, 2009 by machosteakjet
Indonesian Composting
Posted in 'n tasty, 28 Foot Dude, 3rd League Kawanis Club, 87 mile beard, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, Advancements in Plumbing, Atheist Silverback, Birthday Apocalypse, Crystal City, Gnostic Shopping Spree, Indonesian composting, Ω, Japanese Breakfast, Jet Machista Del Filete, Korean Peace Children, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, Native American Science, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree with tags Art, Evolution, Jewish Science Now!, Thor, time travel on June 29, 2009 by machosteakjet
MAGIC|dreamspace|SPRITUAL|holistic|ORGANLESS BODIES
Posted in ∞, Chocolate Teeth, Crusteasian Amphibious Evolvement, Don't touch it!!, Ed, Extra Ectoplasm Please, Freckles are God's spit, Full Bodied Tatoo, GOD, Henna Time!, Homeful Car Singings, Huge Women, I BROADCAST LOUD., illegitimate Dream Children, Inspiring Anne Geddes Since 1901, John Tesh, Lawn and Garden, Merkin Surprise, MSJ Internationale, Native American Science, NOOO!!!!!, Plugs, Primate Freedom, Ropey & No No, Science Now!, Slutty nun midget whippings, Steam Goblin, The Big Shouldered Why, time travel, Unflappable Grace, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Wormhole Atlas, YESSSSS!!!!! on June 26, 2009 by machosteakjet
Machosteak-Strahl
Posted in Bearenstein Zygothrica dispar palatial Bears, Branding Message Ending, Crusteasian Amphibious Evolvement, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Frankfort Horizontal Position, Great and honorable change shape wet, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!, Machosteak-Strahl, Magical Pretty Facepainting Custom Event Services, MSJ Interdimensional Diversification Services, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, NO MORE 世界是漂亮PUPATING到另一個世界 AROUND, S.A.F.E.T.Y., The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™ with tags Fokker 100, Safety, time travel on June 26, 2009 by machosteakjet
JjErim-ee S**mer-ian’s Latest Masterw*rk aka Inspiring Anne Geddes Since 1901
Posted in Inspiring Anne Geddes Since 1901, Science Now! on June 19, 2009 by machosteakjet
New Branding Initiative
Posted in Science Now! on June 10, 2009 by machosteakjetSpotted In Europe
Posted in ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Corpulent Harpy, CRISPERS!™, Fire Calliope, Hera, Hera; the economy; and YOU, Herme, I just found out I only have 2 hands, Machostekjet Fuuds, NO MORE FUCKING AROUND, Organic Centaur, Science Now!, Snacks, Volvix Suttung Cloaks with tags Murder In The Woods, Science of Yesteryear, The Future, time travel, True Love on June 3, 2009 by machosteakjet
June 1st 200?
Posted in Calliope Homicide on June 2, 2009 by machosteakjet
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BUY NOW!
Posted in Macho Steak Jet News Service, Machostekjet Fuuds, MSJ & THE ENVIRONMENT, MSJ Annie Versa A, MSJ Fundraiser and Tutoring Romp, MSJ Interdimensional Diversification Services, MSJ Internationale, MSJ Personals, Science Now! with tags BUUUUYYYYYYY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!, DIVERSIFY NOW!!!!!!!!!! on May 5, 2009 by machosteakjet
LEARNING- The more you know…..*
Posted in 13th Floored, 87 mile beard, A Big Letter to Your Mother, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Atheist Silverback, ∞, BIONAUTICS NOW!, Freckles are God's spit, GOD, Indonesian composting, Infinity, Infinity + 1, Interdimensional Tiki Bar, Ω, Meat Hero on May 1, 2009 by machosteakjet
Fate
Posted in 'n tasty, Advancements in Plumbing, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, REAL ISSUES, Regal Stallion Condos, Same Channel, Shantastico!, Steam Goblin, Unmerciful Phone Call, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Volvix Suttung Cloaks, X-mas Farge, Yanni Bake, YESSSSS!!!!! with tags Cathartic Delphic Burnings, Cathode Ray Boob, Cummy Snake, Hemlock Catheter, Hymenals, Karmic Death Throes on May 1, 2009 by machosteakjet
