hoʻomaikaʻi, mililani

The Original Hawaiian would like to thank you guys for a fabulous night. How many people get a Scratch me Lani, tikki torches, a bath bomb, a loufa and a Magic Clown on their birthday? The last time that happened to me was in Mesopotamia (10th century B.C.E), but that didn’t count because it was purely ritualistic.

One Response to “hoʻomaikaʻi, mililani”

  1. Benjamin Franklin Says:

    All ritual and no Scratch-me-Lanis leaves Mesopotamian-born fetishes a dull something or, well, fuck it: Happy Birthday, we love you!!!

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