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What Courage Looks Like

Posted in Human Interest Story, Science Now! with tags on November 16, 2010 by machosteakjet

A True Story Of What Courage Looks Like

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Posted in Haegar und Hygiene, Krream Cheese, Pictish Steamer, River TayTay, Ropey & No No, Science Now! with tags , on November 11, 2010 by machosteakjet

Message received! Bob Dole phones in from his secret base

Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, Absolute Concept, Betwix thine sheets hath done mine office, Breaking News, Dino-whore, Hamburger Sexy Mandolin Player Man, Hand Held Microphone, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!, Human Interest Story, Merlin VS. Caring, MSJ & THE ENVIRONMENT, NO MORE 世界是漂亮PUPATING到另一個世界 AROUND, Primate Freedom, Science Now!, Sun Tan Gossip, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, Unflappable Grace, Zero Froufrou with tags , , , , , , on November 5, 2010 by machosteakjet

I’m just a regular American guy. I’ve got a truck, smoke a little too much, maybe missing a few toes. Nothing too unusual. At my 9-to-5 I’ve gotten by for years on my old Two Wolf Moon T-Shirt. “Bring the loader over to bay 4” they’d say, and I’d get over there and get it done, my two wolves classy enough for work but also letting the passing ladies know I’m a raging torrent of untamed American spirit yearning to breath free, preferably naked. I’m no Don Juan, but I did ok — mostly with Janice from Accounting, until she got diptheria.

Most of my income went to the good life, brewed high in the Rockies if you know what I mean. But one day I decided to take some hard earned dough and upgrade. Bigtime. When I got my Three Wolf Moon t-shirt, I knew my life had changed, but I didn’t know how much.

When I put it on, the effect was immediate. 33% more wolf was almost too much to handle. It was like wearing 1500 ccs of chaps on a 1800 cc motorcycle. The vibrations alone were almost enough to throw me off my stride. And the fact that the third wolf faces backwards while howling, demonstrating individuality at the same time as unity of purpose and nobility of spirit, was a metaphor so powerful Roy, the guy who steals my mail, practically took his own foot off with his weed whacker the moment he saw me.

Jesus.

After suturing him up with some spare baling twine, I trotted down to the hardware store to stock up. Bad idea. The rippling of my well endowed man curves apparently set the wolves to almost a hypnotic shimmering, trapped and yet freed under the opalescent moon they eternally worship and yet deny. Some guy took one look at me and backed right into a concrete planter. I almost stopped to see if he was ok, but then I remembered that wolves don’t stop for anybody, particularly when howling.

These days, I’m making $1.15 more an hour, and I keep getting free cable. With the savings, I’m thinking …maybe…just maybe, it’ll be Four Wolf Time soon. But for those of you who have put in your time and training on the One and Two wolf shirts, I highly recommend investing in an upgrade. You’ll never truly soar free without one.

High Tech Proof Shows Frank Asch Leads To Asian Supremacism

Posted in Great and honorable change shape wet, Oh Mexico!, Science Now!, Sun Tan Gossip, Vampiric Pizza Hut, Why Essents? on January 6, 2010 by machosteakjet

Recent evidence uncovered by Macho Steak Jet Highest Tech Satchmo Labs™ strongly suggests that the poetry of children’s book author Frank Asch leads to an Asian Supremacist agenda. The graphic below shows an incontrovertible link from Asch’s poem Play to a sophisticated east Asian Supremacist sleeper cell:

A Macho Steak Jet HTSL™ administrator who commented on condition of anonymity said: “i’d shoot a puppy over the boarder into Xanadu to send a message to the hot goblins that I won’t sit around and let them live behind my mirror to watch me undress and shampoo my pink pony tail. always bet on black.” Unchecked, he warned, this type of undermining could lead to a dangerous future.

Posted in Elven Cloaca Droppings, Science Now! with tags on December 20, 2009 by machosteakjet

MONSTERLOVE, n.

Posted in 2 borks down, ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Canary of the Sea, Crystal City, Damp With Sleet, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Erudite Libertines, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Governance, Inspiring Anne Geddes Since 1901, John Major Jenkins, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, Oiled Leather Overalls, Orginal Science Pleasings, Regal Stallion Condos, Relativist family reunion, Science Now!, Sentient Neck Brace, So Take Out All Your Files, Solar Knowledge Science Time!, The Big Shouldered Why, Unflappable Grace, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Wormhole Atlas on December 16, 2009 by machosteakjet