Stay out of closets and support the troops.


This is just one part of a serious public service announcement from R Kelly following his acquittal.

But really this is just .083% of his whole gift to us. There is much more to it than this. He’s also promised to support 12 of the 14 mentally challenged orphans in this picture.

orhpans

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4 Responses to “Stay out of closets and support the troops.”

  1. Thomas Jefferson Says:

    R. Kelley promises that all plastic will be wet by 2010.

  2. machosteakjet Says:

    R. Kelly should show his patriotism by R. Kelly-ing on each of them. What better way to show your love of country than by doing what you do best for it?

  3. Thomas Jefferson Says:

    I think you may be on to something there.

  4. Thor Thorson Says:

    R. Kelly! I’m so glad he can go forth into the future peeing uncontrollably on our fragile youth! Phfew! They say that John Quincey Adams, our 6th president, inventor of the Bisexual Detektor ™ Wrist Clock , long time member of the Black Skull Rape Club and a long time subscriber to Farts Monthly, also had a pee fetish! What’s the chances of that!!!! RIGHT GUYS!!!!???!!

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