Chupacabra exposed by nutcases with guns in Texas


Important Science Now! Never mind that the nutcases were issued their guns legally and happen to be cops, we’ve gone from this:

and this:

to this:


and this:

This seriously calls into question the Texan law enforcement training system, not even to mention the public school system in general. Where the hell is El Vampiro de Moca, the Elmendorf Beast?!

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18 Responses to “Chupacabra exposed by nutcases with guns in Texas”

  1. Thomas Jefferson Says:

    I ❤ the goatsucker.

  2. Uhh to me the pictures and the film, just look like a rare kind of dog or something.. doesn’t that Chupacabra has some kind of wings or things on his back.. looks like a dog to me.. maybe dogs.. who like to suck blood..

  3. Thor Thorson Says:

    Well that’s that! Now that we’ve found the real Big C and put it down we just have to shoot Jesus The Magical Carpenter, McCain-Hotept, and that baby head with wings and the world will be TOTALLY SAFE FROM EVERYTHING.

  4. out of all the mythical, blood sucking creatures out there, the Chupacabra is almost certainly the sneakiest

  5. ray reyna Says:

    i love goat sucker i hope he sucks my goat dry

  6. well regardless of the film footage, there are 2 fully preserved bodys of the Chupacabra, last i heard they are possibly a new species or a hybrid half dog half wolf-coyote, find the images all over google

  7. machosteakjet Says:

    I don’t want to know about those “Chupacabras” unless they can eat an entire goat without chewing.

  8. DIOGO SUEÑO Says:

    CONTIGO ME ENFOCO Y SINTI SOY UN LOCO K ROPI A GRITAR LE PUSE UN TONITO A TU MUSIC WISIN Y YANDEL ……

  9. This is ridiculous. The Chupacabra is a MYTH. there is a reason we dont find things such as Big Foot or anything else. I dont see a reason to go looking either unless it directly effects our lives. IF it is real(unlikely) then why dont we just leave it alone because it OBVIOUSLY doesnt want to be found..

  10. no soy un ingles

  11. im not taking sides but according to me this “creature” could either be real or a myth like bigfoot but even though scientists have evidence of the supposed chupacabra doesnt mean it actually is the chupacabra maybe its a dog that the government found years ago and are using it to take the blame for a fucked up experiment of theirs or an alien dog left here by accident either ways that supposed “chupacabra” is just a dog not the real thing but then time will tell so until then……….Fuk u

  12. machosteakjet Says:

    Awesome.

  13. HTUTU58TTUTUTUT7TTUTII Says:

    I THINK THIS IS STUPID!!!

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  15. basha '12 Says:

    Hey I’ve seen one out where I live, definitely not a myth. Some of my neighbors have had goats and chickens killed and “eaten”by them.

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