Breaking! Science (God) Says Feline-Philia is Acceptable


God (Science) says so:

Me:
I accidentally fucked my cat.
God:
That’s good information: said fucked his or her cat.
Me:
What should I do?
God:
Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Me:
Can I talk to (fuck) my cat?
God:
They are having a private chat right now.
Me:
Who?
God:
Charlie Parker. :-).
Me:
Does he want to fuck my cat?
God:
Suppose he does.
Me:
Do you?
God:
Yes I do.

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One Response to “Breaking! Science (God) Says Feline-Philia is Acceptable”

  1. machosteakjet Says:

    This really helped me. Good night sweet moon. I’m floating cheese…

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