Macho Steak Jet and the Environment

Macho Steak Jet is committed to environmental leadership in all of its activities, from its technical operations to its award winning FIRST TIME DOCS. MSJ’s corporate policy on environmental affairs is supported by its global environmental sustainability management system business network governance strategy coalition, which is the key to science. The results have been significant:

• Redefine global warming as: Earth Is Totally Hot™!
• 30% increase in griffins over the last 2,500 years
• Get out of your car and into a horse corpse
• Psychomental phase/space “greening” thought broadcast (Universe)
• Reusable hands
• Environmentally Correct Underground Hovercraft
• Prudence
• Trendy euthanasia for the preteen set
• Removable deserts
• Polar Bears v. Tigers
• “Clean Coal”, “Clean Dirt”, “Clean Diarrhea”, “Clean Uncleanliness”, “Space”, “Time”, “True Love”, “Hatchbacks”
• Instant water
• Science
• Terra-forming India
• “Green” Beards (Projected 2014)

Environmental Stewardship


Here’s to a green future, Macho Steak Jet!


4 Responses to “Macho Steak Jet and the Environment”

  1. machosteakjet Says:

    MSJ the Mighty Green Tyrant!!!!!!

    damn some good stuff on msj these days…this is truly The Blog That Changed The World (copyright 1,458 BCE)

  2. Anonymous Says:

    I’ve heard they’re making huge strides in China with “Green” Beards, though word on the street is that, because they’re safety restrictions are so low, thousands, maybe millions of people have died. That’s why I don’t ever eat Chinese food.

  3. Shluck Chong Says:


  4. machosteakjet Says:

    this post is one of my favorites of the magical world of msj.

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