Machosteakjet Department of Disaster Prediction and Prevention brings you this ***IMPORTANT MESSAGE***



The Mayan Galactic Enlightened Ones will ride the Serpent Rope to prune the humans and the Vicuña.  Again.

2012
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4 Responses to “Machosteakjet Department of Disaster Prediction and Prevention brings you this ***IMPORTANT MESSAGE***”

  1. Enlightened God Being #4 Says:

    Yo, just a heads up, Enlightened God Being #2 likes to fuck kids

  2. machosteakjet Says:

    I’ll keep an eye out while they melt my flesh with enlightened serpent light.

    FYI: Enlightened God Being No. 4 keeps a pen of hookers in the Central Spiritual Sun.

  3. Enlightened God Being #4 Says:

    Vicious half truths!! I was coerced by Reptilian Shapeshifters!! They told me the mic wasn’t on!!! BASTARDS!!!!

  4. Thor Thorson Says:

    Worm holes! Solar flairs! Serpent Ropes! They all contain wisdom! Special shields hallucinating wisdom symbols! Illuminati symbols! Healing sun code! Myan symbol systems! Anthropologies! The bible! Hard wired ancient sun wisdom waiting to be activated! Magnetic broadcasting! Recieving! Walking antenae! 2012 is having an effect on me! Something brand new! Enlightening slammed shut Eden Gates! YOUR NOT MY DAD! HOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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