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Notable inventions of Jesus:
Anthropology
Hysterectomies
Hippocratic Oath
Corporality
3-channel video
Method acting
Cajun fries
Zeus
Dewey Decimal System
Bowflex™
Light beer
“Flubber”
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Printing press
Spencer’s Gifts™
Walls
Thatcherism
Metaphors
Dexadrine
Canoes
Matlock
The half-gainer
A1 Steak Sauce™
Lighter than air ships
Reverse Damnation™
Polio vaccine (with Sir Jonas Saulk)
Prank phone calls
Antarctica
Flying buttresses
Flying
Hair shirts
Surround sound
The expression “Shit the bed”
Yanni™
Swedish massage
Sweden
Sensory deprivation tanks
Infinity
Cattle rustling
Child leashes
Dogwood trees

Oh By Jingo!

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In the land of San Domingo
Lived a girl called Oh By Jingo
(Ta da, ya da da da da da, um-pa, umpa um-pa um-pa)
From the fields and from the marshes
Came the young and oh by goshes
(Ta da, ya da da da da da, um-pa, umpa um-pa um-pa)
They all spoke with a different lingo
But they all loved Oh By Jingo
and every night, they sang in the pale moonlight

Oh by gee by gosh by gum by jove
Oh By Jingo won’t you hear our love
We will build for you a hut
You will be our favourite nut
We will have a lot of little Oh By Gollies
And we’ll put them in the follies
By Jingo said “By gosh by gee
By Jiminy, please don’t bother me”
So they all went away singing
Oh by gee by gosh by gum by jove By Jingo
By gee, you’re the only girl for me.

EXCLUSIVE! Excerpts from the minutes of the Semi-Annual Ma(r)chosteak Jet Board Meeting

Posted in Absolute Zero Froufrou, Don't touch it!!, Freckles are God's spit, Ingenuity and Progress, NOOO!!!!!, Organic Centaur, Science Now!, YESSSSS!!!!! on March 30, 2009 by machosteakjet

The board members here at MachOSTeakjet™ have recently decided to provide an unprecedented level of transparency into the inner workings of our institution. What better way to start than to give you, the viewer, a chance to see excerpts from our recent Semi-Annual Ma(r)ch0steak Jet Board Meeting. We hope you enjoy!
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