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Notable inventions of Jesus:
Anthropology
Hysterectomies
Hippocratic Oath
Corporality
3-channel video
Method acting
Cajun fries
Zeus
Dewey Decimal System
Bowflex™
Light beer
“Flubber”
Stained glass
On-line banking
Printing press
Spencer’s Gifts™
Walls
Thatcherism
Metaphors
Dexadrine
Canoes
Matlock
The half-gainer
A1 Steak Sauce™
Lighter than air ships
Reverse Damnation™
Polio vaccine (with Sir Jonas Saulk)
Prank phone calls
Antarctica
Flying buttresses
Flying
Hair shirts
Surround sound
The expression “Shit the bed”
Yanni™
Swedish massage
Sweden
Sensory deprivation tanks
Infinity
Cattle rustling
Child leashes
Dogwood trees

EXCLUSIVE RESPONSE EXCERPTS from Machosteakjet LLC. Bi-Annualle Official Response to “Semi-Annual MSJ Meeting Minutes” Meeting Minutes

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Macho Steak Jet and the Environment

Posted in A Big Letter to Your Mother, Absolute Concept, and YOU, , Birthday Apocalypse, Black time travel, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Cloaca, Crystal City, Damp With Sleet, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Dino-whore, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Earth-spray, First Time Docs, Galapagos Sexpot, Governance, Haegar und Hygiene, Home & Garden, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, illegitimate Dream Children, Korean Peace Children, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Mountain Vista, MSJ & THE ENVIRONMENT, Nature's Midwife, Oriental?, Our Bodies Our Shelves, Post History Situation Comedy, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Sasquatch Surrogate, When earth attacks, Why Essents?, Wormhole Atlas on March 23, 2009 by machosteakjet

Macho Steak Jet is committed to environmental leadership in all of its activities, from its technical operations to its award winning FIRST TIME DOCS. MSJ’s corporate policy on environmental affairs is supported by its global environmental sustainability management system business network governance strategy coalition, which is the key to science. The results have been significant:

• Redefine global warming as: Earth Is Totally Hot™!
• 30% increase in griffins over the last 2,500 years
• Get out of your car and into a horse corpse
• Psychomental phase/space “greening” thought broadcast (Universe)
• Reusable hands
• Environmentally Correct Underground Hovercraft
• Prudence
• Trendy euthanasia for the preteen set
• Removable deserts
• Polar Bears v. Tigers
• “Clean Coal”, “Clean Dirt”, “Clean Diarrhea”, “Clean Uncleanliness”, “Space”, “Time”, “True Love”, “Hatchbacks”
• Instant water
• Science
• Terra-forming India
• “Green” Beards (Projected 2014)

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Here’s to a green future, Macho Steak Jet!

Macho Steak Jet Personals!

Posted in and YOU, Bald Faced Mascot, Damp With Sleet, Macho Steak Jet News Service, MSJ Personals, Nature's Midwife, poop log, Ropey & No No, Runt Vacuity on March 23, 2009 by machosteakjet

Gender: Fellow!
Current Status: Single
Looking for: Romance, Friendship, Ownership
Body Type: Unexpectedly Bipedal
Eyes: Brown, Seemingly Sentient
Height: 18″ at the withers
Hair: All Over
Age: 24 months
Seeks: Female for Siring, Leg for Humping

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I’m just another average snowflake. I live a life of adventure, taking risks, making mistakes, learning from mistakes. I don’t live a planned life; I go out of my way to seize opportunity. I’m passionate about some of the things I do. I’m a sentient, bipedal dog. I carry too much baggage. I have too much debt. I eat lamb lung. I chase squirrels. I dream about chasing squirrels. If I ever get one of those mother-fucking squirrels I’m going to shake it really hard. I cannot read minds, I assume others cannot either so I speak in straight forward conversations. I cannot really speak, only make weird sort of wookie-ish calls like that dog on youTube that says “I Love You”. But he walks on four legs. I walk on two. In the picture? That’s an enormous lump of sugar on my head. And I’m holding hands with my ex-girlfriend. Yeah, she’s a human. I appreciate history. My biography would be a collection of short stories. I appreciate honesty. Autumn is my favorite season, bright colors, brisk air, sweaters. I don’t define my experiences my experiences define me. I am fun loving and goofy, yet I have a degree and career and I am responsible. I love silly jokes and think that smiling, laughing, teasing, playing fetch, scratching and sniffing are all important aspects to a relationship. So is humping legs, did I mention that? I don’t place great importance on money, except to get what you need to live. I don’t even have pockets. Life is more important and living life to the fullest is my goal. Money, power and status (in my book) has nothing to do with a full life! I like good kibble and good snausages. I love smoked pig ear. Sometimes I eat grass or my own poop (I know, I shouldn’t!!) I always vote, I write lots of letters, I belong to organizations. I volunteer, but not enough. I have a dramatically shorter life expectancy than humans, so hurry up!