Archive for the Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh Category

MONSTERLOVE, n.

Posted in 2 borks down, ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Canary of the Sea, Crystal City, Damp With Sleet, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Erudite Libertines, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Governance, Inspiring Anne Geddes Since 1901, John Major Jenkins, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, Oiled Leather Overalls, Orginal Science Pleasings, Regal Stallion Condos, Relativist family reunion, Science Now!, Sentient Neck Brace, So Take Out All Your Files, Solar Knowledge Science Time!, The Big Shouldered Why, Unflappable Grace, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Wormhole Atlas on December 16, 2009 by machosteakjet

NELSON MANDELA V. BOB BARKER

Posted in 13th Floored, 3rd League Kawanis Club, 87 mile beard, 9002, A Big Letter to Your Mother, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, Albino Hair System, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, Atheist Silverback, , सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Big Butt's Flutaphone, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Birthday Apocalypse, Black time travel, Breaking News, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Chocolate Teeth, Christmas Time!, Chupa-cobra!, Color Theory for Big People, Crystal City, Dino-whore, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Economic Gibbon Flip, Ed, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Extra Ectoplasm Please, Face Fuck Smash Core, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Flesh Suit, Frank Stallone: PISSED!, Friend Group 1879!!, Friend Group 2008!!, Full Bodied Tatoo, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Gnostic Shopping Spree, GOD, Great and honorable change shape wet, Gylfaginning Delight, Habeus Arthropodum, Habeus Arthropodus, Haegar und Hygiene, Hand Held Microphone, Henna Time!, Hoary Rackuun, Holiday Miracles, Horse Riding Lions, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, Humane Blowhole, I just found out I only have 2 hands, I Litter to Make Crazy Horse Cry, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Infinity, Infinity + 1, It's Getting Hot In Here, Ω, Japanese Breakfast, Jet Machista Del Filete, John Tesh, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Kris Kringle Assault, Krream Cheese, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Merkin Surprise, Merlin VS. Caring, Mountain Vista, MSJ Fundraiser and Tutoring Romp, MSJ Internationale, Murder of Crons, Nature's Midwife, New Born Induced Orgasms, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Oiled Leather Overalls, Oriental?, Original Hymen Destruction, Pelvic Issues, poop log, Post History Situation Comedy, Precoital Inaugural Truths, Preinaugural Postcoital Truths, Presidential BBQ tips, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, Ropey & No No, Runt Vacuity, Same Channel, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Sasquatch Surrogate, Scary Basement Grampa, Science, Science Now!, Sentient Neck Brace, Shantastico!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, Slutty nun midget whippings, Smart Philanthrophy Choices, So Take Out All Your Files, Sobriety S.O.S.C.U.B.A., Sun Tan Gossip, SURD, Symptoms, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Big Shouldered Why, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, The Fresno Fishwich, time travel, Titz, Trucker Handles That Kill You, Uncategorized, Underworld Freedoms!, Underworld Proteksions, Unflappable Grace, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness PART III, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Unmerciful Phone Call, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Vestigial Wig, Virulent Christmas Loins, Welcome, Why Essents?, Wormhole Atlas, X-mas Farge, Yanni Bake, 帝國主義 on March 5, 2009 by machosteakjet

+

=

!?

A Special Holiday First Time Doc!

Posted in A Big Letter to Your Mother, Absolute Concept, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, Atheist Silverback, , BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Canary of the Sea, Christmas Time!, Color Theory for Big People, Crystal City, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Economic Gibbon Flip, Hand Held Microphone, Holiday Miracles, Horse Riding Lions, Huge Women, Ω, John Tesh, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Kris Kringle Assault, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, New Born Induced Orgasms, REAL ISSUES, Science Now!, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Vestigial Wig, Wormhole Atlas, Yanni Bake, 帝國主義 on December 25, 2008 by machosteakjet

Vodpod videos no longer available.

more about "Special Holiday First Time Doc!", posted with vodpod

Questions About Our Economy: Answered

Posted in Atheist Silverback, , BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Canary of the Sea, Crystal City, Economic Gibbon Flip, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Flesh Suit, GOD, Gylfaginning Delight, Haegar und Hygiene, Hand Held Microphone, Hoary Rackuun, I just found out I only have 2 hands, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Mountain Vista, New Born Induced Orgasms, Oiled Leather Overalls, REAL ISSUES, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, SURD, Symptoms, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Vestigial Wig, Why Essents?, Wormhole Atlas, Yanni Bake, 帝國主義 on December 22, 2008 by machosteakjet

1243
Is it just me or does everyone keep complaining about how bad the economy is? I really don’t get it; I always find that I have enough money. I eat at Red Lobster almost every night and usually have the breaded shrimp dinner with an extra hushpuppie. On Fridays I splurge and go for the scampi. See? I also own many of the most popular CDs and DVDs. Doesn’t sound like there’s much of a problem here. In fact just yesterday I went to Gifford’s Pawn and purchased fourteen broken fax machines. I attached them to the bumper of my ’96 Honda Accord with those super thin bungee cords and drove almost two miles before all of my tires blew out. You know what I did then? I laughed and said a prayer. Sang it actually. I sometimes also buy gold doubloons and carry them around in my breast pocket because I like the way they feel. Before I fall asleep, I say prayers and the prayers keep going around and around in my mind until I fall asleep. Last night I was visited by a large coyote covered in golden chain mail. Instead of eyes he had smooth pearlescent discs that looked like they were made of fingernails. His tail looked like a small evergreen tree. He wandered around my room silently and then stole some of my favorite DVDs. I pretended to be asleep the whole time. If he comes back I’m going to try and get my DVDs back but if not that’s ok too since I’m really not that worried about money.

MachoSteakJet Science Now! Philanthropy Case #78.3JG

Posted in 87 mile beard, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Absolute Concept, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, , Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Black time travel, Canary of the Sea, Christmas Time!, Chupa-cobra!, Color Theory for Big People, Crystal City, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Friend Group 2008!!, GOD, Gylfaginning Delight, Haegar und Hygiene, Hand Held Microphone, Hoary Rackuun, Horse Riding Lions, Human Interest Story, I just found out I only have 2 hands, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Infinity, Ω, John Tesh, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Krream Cheese, Kwan Yin, Mountain Vista, Nature's Midwife, New Born Induced Orgasms, Oiled Leather Overalls, Presidential BBQ tips, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, Ropey & No No, Same Channel, Sasquatch Surrogate, Science, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, SURD, Symptoms, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, time travel, Titz, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Why Essents?, 帝國主義 on December 20, 2008 by machosteakjet

psykentucky1

‘Yes’, my Tranhumanist friend told me, ‘It does look like a pie plate connected to metal squids. But it is so much more. You see, Magnetoencephalography will measure your brain waves to tell us how you drove your mother mad with visions.’

As the tests wore on, they took the days with them. And my power grew. And so did my disgust. Although my friend allowed me to brush his horse, ‘Clever’, I could see his mind, and knew his insatiable appetite for enormous women would tear us apart.

He always fucked my new giant girlfriends. And that is exactly why I made his god damn head explode.

But now that I call Dubai my new home, I am free to pursue the life I have always wished for.

Thanks to you MachoSteakJet for sponsoring me!

A History Of MACHO Steak Jet

Posted in 87 mile beard, Absolute Concept, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Docs, Human Interest Story, Komparative History™, Kwan Yin, REAL ISSUES, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, Why Essents? on December 19, 2008 by machosteakjet

A History Of MACHO Steak Jet
A History Of MACHO Steak Jet
A History Of MACHO Steak Jet
A History Of MACHO Steak Jet
A History Of MACHO Steak Jet

Chapter One: Heroism Revisited

MachoSteakJet Science Now! Philanthropy Case #25ZW

Posted in Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Christmas Time!, Infinity, Oiled Leather Overalls, Science Now!, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval on December 17, 2008 by machosteakjet
As a child, I could never soften metals like my father. My brother, able to conjure mighty winds with a furrow of his brow, could never hope to match my mother's abilty to call for Tsumnamis from her womb. Because of my misdeeds from days long past, I was known in Angkor as 'The Wild Knife', but now that I call The United States of America my new home I am free to persue the life I have always wished for! Thank you MachoSteakJet for sponsoring me!

I am the world's finest goalie. As a child, I could never soften metals like my father. My brother, able to conjure mighty winds with a furrow of his brow, could never hope to match my mother's abilty to call forth Tsumnamis from her womb. Because of my misdeeds from days long past, I was known in Angkor as 'The Wild Knife'.

But now that I call The United States of America my new home, I am free to persue the life I have always wished for.

Thanks to you MachoSteakJet for sponsoring me!