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한국어 당신의 어머니는 나의 개를 먹고 있다

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NELSON MANDELA V. BOB BARKER

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Drilling the annals! (MSJ HISTORY DOC.partxi)

Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Birthday Apocalypse, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Chupa-cobra!, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Friend Group 1879!!, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Lawn and Garden, Mountain Vista, MSJ Internationale, Oiled Leather Overalls, Oriental?, Post History Situation Comedy, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, So Take Out All Your Files, Tennessee Meat Goat, time travel, Wormhole Atlas with tags , , on February 26, 2009 by machosteakjet

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Macho Steak Jet, or “Jet Machista Del Filete”, was established in 1879 as de facto state in the back of a bar and pool hall called “El Agujero Dos”. Although never officially recognized as an independent and self-governing entity, they none the less looked breathtaking in their mustaches.

Watch this space for more fascinating stories from JET MACHISTA DEL FILETE!!!!

Ziggy Chronicles Catch Up

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MachoSteakJet Science Now! Philanthropy Case #78.3JG

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‘Yes’, my Tranhumanist friend told me, ‘It does look like a pie plate connected to metal squids. But it is so much more. You see, Magnetoencephalography will measure your brain waves to tell us how you drove your mother mad with visions.’

As the tests wore on, they took the days with them. And my power grew. And so did my disgust. Although my friend allowed me to brush his horse, ‘Clever’, I could see his mind, and knew his insatiable appetite for enormous women would tear us apart.

He always fucked my new giant girlfriends. And that is exactly why I made his god damn head explode.

But now that I call Dubai my new home, I am free to pursue the life I have always wished for.

Thanks to you MachoSteakJet for sponsoring me!

Man Arrested 71 times!!!

Posted in 87 mile beard, Absolute Concept, Chupa-cobra!, Crystal City, Friend Group 2008!!, Hoary Rackuun, Human Interest Story, John Tesh, Mountain Vista, Presidential BBQ tips, Sasquatch Surrogate, Science Now!, Titz, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2 on December 2, 2008 by 3rdpresident

andygriffith11Smith — who calls himself “Otis the town drunk” — said in an earlier interview that he has been arrested for public intoxication so many times that people he sees at taverns occasionally approach him and ask for his autograph. He has spent about half his adult life behind bars.

The 3rd President has been away for a while, but felt this was a topic that demanded Presidential attention on machosteakjet, and it feels good to be back.

As a testament to this mans dedication, keep in mind that his 70th arrest came just 5 months ago in July!

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