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Posted in 2 borks down, ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Canary of the Sea, Crystal City, Damp With Sleet, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Erudite Libertines, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Governance, Inspiring Anne Geddes Since 1901, John Major Jenkins, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, Oiled Leather Overalls, Orginal Science Pleasings, Regal Stallion Condos, Relativist family reunion, Science Now!, Sentient Neck Brace, So Take Out All Your Files, Solar Knowledge Science Time!, The Big Shouldered Why, Unflappable Grace, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Wormhole Atlas on December 16, 2009 by machosteakjet

A True Story:How MachoSteakJett Saved My Life And How It Could Save Yours Too

Posted in Absolute Concept, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, , ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., BIONAUTICS NOW!, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), C.S.O.H.M.S., Celery skin graft, Cloaca, CRISPERS!™, Damp With Sleet, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Fire Calliope, Gnostic Shopping Spree, GOD, Hera, Humane Blowhole, Infinity + 1, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, MSJ Fundraiser and Tutoring Romp, MSJ Interdimensional Diversification Services, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Organic Centaur, Post History Situation Comedy, Ropey & No No, Runt Vacuity, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, Swash Chuckling Wedding, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Wormhole Atlas, 帝國主義 on June 5, 2009 by machosteakjet

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Pretty. You’re so pretty.

Posted in 'n tasty, ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Don't touch it!!, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Indonesian composting, Infinity + 1, It's Getting Hot In Here, Jet Machista Del Filete, Murder of Crons, NO MORE 世界是漂亮PUPATING到另一個世界 AROUND, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Science Now! with tags , , , , , , , on April 8, 2009 by machosteakjet

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EXCLUSIVE RESPONSE EXCERPTS from Machosteakjet LLC. Bi-Annualle Official Response to “Semi-Annual MSJ Meeting Minutes” Meeting Minutes

Posted in and Sanjay Samuel, and YOU, Canary of the Sea, Damp With Sleet, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Filthy Water People, Hoary Rackuun, Sun Tan Gossip with tags , , on April 2, 2009 by machosteakjet

Macho Steak Jet and the Environment

Posted in A Big Letter to Your Mother, Absolute Concept, and YOU, , Birthday Apocalypse, Black time travel, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Cloaca, Crystal City, Damp With Sleet, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Dino-whore, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Earth-spray, First Time Docs, Galapagos Sexpot, Governance, Haegar und Hygiene, Home & Garden, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, illegitimate Dream Children, Korean Peace Children, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Mountain Vista, MSJ & THE ENVIRONMENT, Nature's Midwife, Oriental?, Our Bodies Our Shelves, Post History Situation Comedy, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Sasquatch Surrogate, When earth attacks, Why Essents?, Wormhole Atlas on March 23, 2009 by machosteakjet

Macho Steak Jet is committed to environmental leadership in all of its activities, from its technical operations to its award winning FIRST TIME DOCS. MSJ’s corporate policy on environmental affairs is supported by its global environmental sustainability management system business network governance strategy coalition, which is the key to science. The results have been significant:

• Redefine global warming as: Earth Is Totally Hot™!
• 30% increase in griffins over the last 2,500 years
• Get out of your car and into a horse corpse
• Psychomental phase/space “greening” thought broadcast (Universe)
• Reusable hands
• Environmentally Correct Underground Hovercraft
• Prudence
• Trendy euthanasia for the preteen set
• Removable deserts
• Polar Bears v. Tigers
• “Clean Coal”, “Clean Dirt”, “Clean Diarrhea”, “Clean Uncleanliness”, “Space”, “Time”, “True Love”, “Hatchbacks”
• Instant water
• Science
• Terra-forming India
• “Green” Beards (Projected 2014)

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Here’s to a green future, Macho Steak Jet!

RECESSION!? WHAT RECESSION!?

Posted in Derailed Mountaineering Career, Hera; the economy; and YOU, Regal Stallion Condos, Science Now!, Succulent Cutlet Shroud on March 22, 2009 by machosteakjet

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I’m still hearing all this talk about how bad the economy is and I still just don’t get it. My server at Red Lobster last night actually started crying while she was taking my order! I couldn’t believe it. I felt kind of bad but still ordered the Scampi Island Deluxe since it was Thursday night and that’s my night to splurge. FYI, that dish costs $12.99, um…hello? Paging Mr. Recession, Mr. Recession, are you there? Hmmm, no answer, that’s interesting. After my meal I went to Hastings and bought some used DVDs of popular movies from a few years ago. I don’t really know how to fish but I visited a bait and tackle store yesterday and bought some catfish bait and rubbed the whole container in my hair. There was a little left so I rubbed it on the back of my neck too. Then I went home and bought a used fax machine that I found in the classifieds section. I cried a little bit because I started thinking of my mom who died from cancer before I was born. I wish I had gotten to know her better. I said some prayers and felt better. Afterwards I went to the museum. One of my favorite things to do is go to the museum of natural history and read the little descriptions next to the dioramas really loud and say, “Yeah, right!” and roll my eyes. I think the kids find this very funny especially when I lean over towards them and shake my breast pocket on my shirt and the gold dubloons that I like to carry around make this jingling sound. I may have to stop doing this though because one of the museum security guards came into my room last night dressed like a mummy and took some of my used DVDs. I couldn’t tell which guard it was because of the dirty bandages so I’m not sure how to get my DVDs back. If I can’t figure out who it was that will be all right since I’m not really that worried about money.