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MACHO STEAK JET PERSONALS!

Posted in El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, Giving Time, Human Interest Story, MSJ Personals with tags on March 12, 2009 by machosteakjet

Hey everyone!!! A friend of mine from home is moving to Chicago. She’s recently out of a relationship and looking to meet new people for friends or maybe something more? Here’s what she says:

Gender: Woman
Current Status: Single
Looking for: Casual dating, Romance, Long-term relationship
Body Type: HWP, 4-hands
Eyes: Brown (3)
Ears: Enormous
Skin: Seamlessly phasing into jute-cloth
Breasts: Semi-Floating and Possibly Magical
Height: 3′ 04″
Hair Type: Frosting?
Age: 11 (marrying age in my culture)
Seeks: Man for Dating, Man for Friendship, Man for Barbarism

I love to learn and tend to try out new activities all the time. Sometimes I think I may have hobby ADD (HA! LOL!), but I can’t imagine getting bored with life when there are so many interesting things to try. I took up rendering captured explorers for cooking fat a few years ago. Tons of fun, although I’m still working on my recipe for chitterlings! 😉

I’m proud of the balance I have between my personal and professional life and am a sucker for a decent novel or a ceremonial witchdance. I would never turn down game night with friends (like Slaughter The Christian! Or Scattergories!). I’ve been told I have an infectious laugh and an infectious vagina. I can scalp a man with a credit card but I’ll still need you to kill big bugs for me.

I’m interested in the world around me for it is filled with dark portents and omens. Like eclipses and comets. I would prefer to be with someone who shares my desire to live a meaningful life, in service of the 36 Gods. Not every conversation has to be a serious one — a man with a sharp wit and a quick sense of humor is definitely sexy. A man with love-handles and womanly thighs is delicious. If we break up I’ll eat you.

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NELSON MANDELA V. BOB BARKER

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The annals: receiving a very heavy drilling (MSJ HISTORY DOC SERIES PART.xii)

Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, 87 mile beard, 9002, BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Chap Camp™, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Friend Group 1879!!, Giving Time, Human Kindness, illegitimate Dream Children, It's Getting Hot In Here, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Mountain Vista, Rawhide Dawn, Remembering, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Sasquatch Surrogate, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, Trucker Handles That Kill You, Universal Consciousness, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, 帝國主義 with tags , , , , , on March 2, 2009 by machosteakjet

During the long, hot summer of 1879, there gathered at “El Agujero Dos” a collection of hobos, transients, vagrants, wastrels, tramps, gadabouts, bindle stiffs, beggars, mumpers, supplicants, bagmen, bums, cadgers, touters, straphangers, swagmen, beachcombers, boolies, stragglers, scatterlings, and a 1/2 Jew, who would become “Jet Machista Del Filete.” There are too many to cover here, but a couple shining stars

From left to right: J3r3mY (in the hat, gambling), C4®L (in the hat, sipping), ADD’AM (in the hat, exhaling mightily), Just-in (in the hat, thinking of a perfect future, one with Mario Cart and female condoms), Hoonan (in the hat and scarf, fantasizing about Just-in).

Drilling the annals! (MSJ HISTORY DOC.partxi)

Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Birthday Apocalypse, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Chupa-cobra!, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Friend Group 1879!!, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Lawn and Garden, Mountain Vista, MSJ Internationale, Oiled Leather Overalls, Oriental?, Post History Situation Comedy, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, So Take Out All Your Files, Tennessee Meat Goat, time travel, Wormhole Atlas with tags , , on February 26, 2009 by machosteakjet

confiteriaborovia

Macho Steak Jet, or “Jet Machista Del Filete”, was established in 1879 as de facto state in the back of a bar and pool hall called “El Agujero Dos”. Although never officially recognized as an independent and self-governing entity, they none the less looked breathtaking in their mustaches.

Watch this space for more fascinating stories from JET MACHISTA DEL FILETE!!!!

MSJ Philantrophy Testamonial Doc #670946569.002 SubDoc 104B. SubTitle: “Albino Miracle”

Posted in 87 mile beard, Albino Hair System, Atheist Silverback, सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., El Circulo de la Fortuna, Science Now!, Underworld Freedoms! with tags , , , , on January 12, 2009 by machosteakjet

Our life was simple, at first. Sewer living may be difficult for some to understand. Sure our diet is limited and our eventual loss of sight has made things somewhat complicated but nothing can compare to the feeling of warm water on the belly. We have evolved to be perfectly suited to our home. Our hair has expanded and became more sponge-like, more absorbent – an invaluable adaptation. Our children have learned the musiks of the underworld to keep the ever-present flesh drinking spirits at bay. Our porcelain skin has become translucent and acquired a soothing phosphorescence. We have even, through our wit and industriousness, turned human waste into these elegant vêtements.

Yet these things don’t matter to the surface dwellers of Madagascar. The discovery of our quiet hamlet on the border of the great underworld city Excraton changed our life forever. Our people were farmed for their invaluable hair and left shorn and unable to contend with the daily “tunnel tides”. These surface dwellers clean their dishes with the magical source of our power and the means for our very survival! Our children were forced into labor, cleaning their waste and becoming obese at their cruel Sanitation Camps. Our beautiful, gleaming underworld towers torn down to make way for endless miles of manufacturing plants. All this destruction just for our magical cloth fecral. Oh the pain makes me shiver to my core as I look into my children’s beautiful, pupil-less eyes.

But no more. Due to the hard work and good people of Macho Steak Jet, our freedom has been purchased. Sure our people still suffer in enslavement, but our family has found peace in a quiet Vermont septic system. Thank you MSJ for all your hard work for emancipation! You have restored our dignity.

सुंदर पुनर्जन्म.

Posted in Absolute Concept, सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., Crystal City, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, GOD, Huge Women, I just found out I only have 2 hands, illegitimate Dream Children, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Mountain Vista, Nature's Midwife, Oriental?, Remembering, Science Now!, The Fresno Fishwich, Welcome, Why Essents?, Yanni Bake with tags , , on January 2, 2009 by machosteakjet

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SPECIAL IISSAACC BIRTHDAY POST: concerto for noseflute and celestial chimes

Posted in Birthday Apocalypse, Education, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Flesh Suit, Galapagos Sexpot, GOD, Gylfaginning Delight, Haegar und Hygiene, Holiday Miracles, Horse Riding Lions, Human Interest Story, Infinity + 1, Ω, John Tesh, Kwan Yin, Mountain Vista, New Born Induced Orgasms, Oiled Leather Overalls, REAL ISSUES, Ropey & No No, Science Now!, SURD, Vestigial Wig, Virulent Christmas Loins on December 29, 2008 by machosteakjet

birthday-concerto

I composed this over break. It takes 17.5 hours to play and drives all listeners mad with furious and compelling visions.
Happy Birthday!