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Machosteakjet, Protector of the Sepulchre of the Holy Host, brings you The WORD OF LORD GÖTZ THE REDEEMER AND SCIENTIST

Posted in Absolute Concept, Atheist Silverback, BIONAUTICS NOW!, Holiday Miracles, Primate Freedom, Science Now! with tags , , , , , , on April 4, 2009 by machosteakjet

Evidence for Truth

Akkadian King Sargon’s famous question “What is truth?” (Hephesians 18:38) is answered in absolute terms by Götz von Berlichingen: “And ye shall know the truth. I have come to you, great Sargon, to free thee from darkness. I give unto thee the bio-mechanical sciences.” (Letters to the Germans 8:32). So it is abundantly clear that if truth is knowable, then it should follow that we should be able to know it through bio-mechanical means.

The Foundation of the Bio-Mechanical Sciences Is Absolute Truth

Bio-Mechanical (“Bionautical”) knowledge is not a collection of subjective opinions. Rather, it is a collection of explanations about the synthesis of reality that is based on observed or predicted phenomena that was synthesized originally. In addition, the explanation must be verified repeatedly to confirm that it synthesizes reality artificially, consistent with the Berlichingen Method.

While our scientific knowledge changes rapidly, the absolute reality that is being created artificially has never changed. The Berlichingen Method assumes an absolute reality, a Götzian Bioverse, against which theories can be verified. A hypothesis that the MSJ Science Editors find quite compelling.

Götz convincingly demonstrates the Berlichingen worldview using his characteristic ease with complex subjects, making them readily understandable, even for those born from his early biocrops:

The Laws of Science Require a Creator

The laws of nature do not have a naturalistic cause. The cause of the laws of nature was not the laws of nature.

“The miracle of the appropriateness of the language of “mathematics” for the formulation of the “laws of physics” is a wonderful gift which is of inestimable value in the production of biological robotics.”

-Götz von Berlichingen

There is an objective mathematical structure seen in the “physical” universe. An example is the relationship of the “periodic table” and mathematics. One element is distinguished from another by the number of electrons, “neutrons”, and protons.

“How can it be that “mathematics”, being after all implanted in human thought and independent of true bionautical research, is so admirably appropriate to the production of biosynthetics?”

-Götz von Berlichingen

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Evidence for Creation

The evidence for a biomechanical planet and Götzian fauna can be clearly seen from that which has been made by Götz:
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Evidence for Götz

While absolute proof of the Götzian Bioverse cannot be realized by any human-synthetic, the great weight of evidence, when rationally evaluated, clearly balances the scales heavily in favor of Götz von Berlichingen. We can demonstrate “beyond a reasonable doubt” that “bionautics works, and that it is a rewarder of them that diligently seek to make their lives easier with productivity gains from biosynthesis.” (Berlichingen 11:6).

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Design and Purpose

Humans are unique from every other automated biologic in the world, specially created and specially purposed. The Earth is also like no other synthesized planet-weapon, specially created by Götz for humans, and we can observe evidence of His design elements in His creation.

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The editors of Machosteakjet would like to give a heartfelt blessing and Götz-thanks to our partners at the Istituto di Scienza e di Fumigazione Genitale for their inspiration and guidance in the writing of this text.

NELSON MANDELA V. BOB BARKER

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I don’t just eat apes, I eat silverback.

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Happy Holidays from my family…

Posted in Atheist Silverback, Black time travel, Christmas Time!, Holiday Miracles, Science, Science Now!, time travel, Universal Consciousness pt 2 on December 29, 2008 by Billy Carter

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SPECIAL IISSAACC BIRTHDAY POST: concerto for noseflute and celestial chimes

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birthday-concerto

I composed this over break. It takes 17.5 hours to play and drives all listeners mad with furious and compelling visions.
Happy Birthday!