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NELSON MANDELA V. BOB BARKER

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MachoSteakJet Science Now! Philanthropy Case #9LO04Q

Posted in Absolute Concept, सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., Color Theory for Big People, Gnostic Shopping Spree, Great and honorable change shape wet, Horse Riding Lions, Human Interest Story, I just found out I only have 2 hands, It's Getting Hot In Here, Nature's Midwife, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, So Take Out All Your Files, Sun Tan Gossip, 帝國主義 on January 7, 2009 by machosteakjet

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My half brother always laughed at me using the voice of the village’s enslaved cormorants. Always mocking, always superior. Yes I have a mouth where he does not but what does that compare to his awesome power? My father rained on my mother and then I was born. But it was Kauhuhu’s steel drums that made her dance until Water fell from between her legs.

Growing up, I discovered my love and my gift. Water, was always the better and soon became the greatest of our era. His powers were legendary. Women loved him. The Vikings called him Vann. The Romans called him Aqua. The Chinese called him 偉大和光榮的變化形狀的濕.

I needed distance, to strike out on my own but it seemed wherever I travelled, Kauhuhu’s sensuous rhythms followed me; called me back. What was there to do?

But now that Macho Steak Jet™ has imprisoned my cock nibbling brother in the “Orkid the Orca” tank at Sea World, he spends his days being defecated in by those poor captured animals. And to top it all off, I’ve learned a lot about myself! It’s OK to be who you are!

Thanks to you Macho Steak Jet™ for sponsoring me!

SPECIAL IISSAACC BIRTHDAY POST: concerto for noseflute and celestial chimes

Posted in Birthday Apocalypse, Education, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Flesh Suit, Galapagos Sexpot, GOD, Gylfaginning Delight, Haegar und Hygiene, Holiday Miracles, Horse Riding Lions, Human Interest Story, Infinity + 1, Ω, John Tesh, Kwan Yin, Mountain Vista, New Born Induced Orgasms, Oiled Leather Overalls, REAL ISSUES, Ropey & No No, Science Now!, SURD, Vestigial Wig, Virulent Christmas Loins on December 29, 2008 by machosteakjet

birthday-concerto

I composed this over break. It takes 17.5 hours to play and drives all listeners mad with furious and compelling visions.
Happy Birthday!

A Special Holiday First Time Doc!

Posted in A Big Letter to Your Mother, Absolute Concept, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, Atheist Silverback, , BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Canary of the Sea, Christmas Time!, Color Theory for Big People, Crystal City, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Economic Gibbon Flip, Hand Held Microphone, Holiday Miracles, Horse Riding Lions, Huge Women, Ω, John Tesh, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Kris Kringle Assault, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, New Born Induced Orgasms, REAL ISSUES, Science Now!, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Vestigial Wig, Wormhole Atlas, Yanni Bake, 帝國主義 on December 25, 2008 by machosteakjet

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MachoSteakJet Science Now! Philanthropy Case #78.3JG

Posted in 87 mile beard, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Absolute Concept, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, , Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Black time travel, Canary of the Sea, Christmas Time!, Chupa-cobra!, Color Theory for Big People, Crystal City, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Friend Group 2008!!, GOD, Gylfaginning Delight, Haegar und Hygiene, Hand Held Microphone, Hoary Rackuun, Horse Riding Lions, Human Interest Story, I just found out I only have 2 hands, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Infinity, Ω, John Tesh, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Krream Cheese, Kwan Yin, Mountain Vista, Nature's Midwife, New Born Induced Orgasms, Oiled Leather Overalls, Presidential BBQ tips, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, Ropey & No No, Same Channel, Sasquatch Surrogate, Science, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, SURD, Symptoms, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, time travel, Titz, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Why Essents?, 帝國主義 on December 20, 2008 by machosteakjet

psykentucky1

‘Yes’, my Tranhumanist friend told me, ‘It does look like a pie plate connected to metal squids. But it is so much more. You see, Magnetoencephalography will measure your brain waves to tell us how you drove your mother mad with visions.’

As the tests wore on, they took the days with them. And my power grew. And so did my disgust. Although my friend allowed me to brush his horse, ‘Clever’, I could see his mind, and knew his insatiable appetite for enormous women would tear us apart.

He always fucked my new giant girlfriends. And that is exactly why I made his god damn head explode.

But now that I call Dubai my new home, I am free to pursue the life I have always wished for.

Thanks to you MachoSteakJet for sponsoring me!

Get To Know Our Contributors: JSommerian Early Childhood Footage Part 5: A Perfect Talent?

Posted in Canary of the Sea, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, GOD, Hand Held Microphone, Horse Riding Lions, Human Interest Story, I just found out I only have 2 hands, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, John Tesh, Kwan Yin, Mountain Vista, Nature's Midwife, New Born Induced Orgasms, Science, Science Now!, SURD, Tennessee Meat Goat, time travel, Universal Consciousness, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval on December 18, 2008 by machosteakjet

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