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Carnivorous Penguin Homeric Epic Undead Biopic

Posted in 13th Floored, 28 Foot Dude, A Big Letter to Your Mother, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, Absolute Zero Froufrou, Advancements in Plumbing, and YOU, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, , ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Bald Faced Mascot, Cannibalistic Mother, Cloaca, Filthy Water People, Flesh Suit, Habeus Arthropodum, Habeus Arthropodus, Infinity, Infinity + 1, Interdimensional Tiki Bar, Japanese Breakfast, Kris Kringle Assault, Krream Cheese, Meat Hero, NO MORE FUCKING AROUND, NO MORE 世界是漂亮PUPATING到另一個世界 AROUND, Organic Centaur, Rawhide Dawn, Science Now!, Succulent Cutlet Shroud, Wolverine Vs. A Baby, Wormhole Atlas, Zero Froufrou with tags , , , , , on July 2, 2009 by machosteakjet

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A True Story:How MachoSteakJett Saved My Life And How It Could Save Yours Too

Posted in Absolute Concept, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, , ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., BIONAUTICS NOW!, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), C.S.O.H.M.S., Celery skin graft, Cloaca, CRISPERS!™, Damp With Sleet, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Fire Calliope, Gnostic Shopping Spree, GOD, Hera, Humane Blowhole, Infinity + 1, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, MSJ Fundraiser and Tutoring Romp, MSJ Interdimensional Diversification Services, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Organic Centaur, Post History Situation Comedy, Ropey & No No, Runt Vacuity, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, Swash Chuckling Wedding, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Wormhole Atlas, 帝國主義 on June 5, 2009 by machosteakjet

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LEARNING- The more you know…..*

Posted in 13th Floored, 87 mile beard, A Big Letter to Your Mother, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Atheist Silverback, , BIONAUTICS NOW!, Freckles are God's spit, GOD, Indonesian composting, Infinity, Infinity + 1, Interdimensional Tiki Bar, Ω, Meat Hero on May 1, 2009 by machosteakjet

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Pretty. You’re so pretty.

Posted in 'n tasty, ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Don't touch it!!, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Indonesian composting, Infinity + 1, It's Getting Hot In Here, Jet Machista Del Filete, Murder of Crons, NO MORE 世界是漂亮PUPATING到另一個世界 AROUND, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Science Now! with tags , , , , , , , on April 8, 2009 by machosteakjet

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MSJ’s 365th Year Blog Anniversary: Remembering He Who Possesses No Defined & Well-fixed Form

Posted in 28 Foot Dude, A Wizard's Nose, Bald Faced Mascot, Dino-whore, Filthy Water People, Foam Lying, Great and honorable change shape wet, I Litter to Make Crazy Horse Cry, Infinity + 1, MSJ Annie Versa A, Native American Science, New Yert, Plugs, Scary Basement Grampa, Science Now!, Scrotal Hat, Steam Goblin, Swash Chuckling Wedding, The Big Shouldered Why, Why Essents?, Wolverine Vs. A Baby on March 13, 2009 by machosteakjet

It was the winter of 1634, 365 years ago to this day, Western Science successfully commingled with Native American Sciencery Techniques in Wisconsin, USA. It was this day that MachoSteakJet™ was born. But that is not the only reason we celebrate today. No, today we celebrate the foundation on which our Great College of Science was built.

The Frenchman and co-father of our Blog, Nicollet, found the ‘People of The Filthy Water’ laughing by the River Winnebago. It was these people who first supplied our forefathers with our Original Mascot: Unktomi, The Trickster.

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Sit! Let us remember our Original Mascot with a Story of Learning……………….

“Unktomi & the Ducks”

In the beginning, Unktomi had no form. His universe was personal and off-white and he knew no limitations. He was a clumsy cloud of flesh-fog that took interest in hunting. But with what would he hold his spear? A cloud cannot chase prey! He looked down at Wisconsin and laid his eyes on a form so beautiful he would base himself on it: the glistening body of The Original Man.

Now in the shape of the Original Man, his first stint killing a buffalo was disastrous. You see, the time it takes to kill something so large was just enough time for his arms to grow sentient and start quarreling. As he cut the choice meats from the enormous carcass, his right arm and left arm grew bored and decided to fight a bloody battle which left poor Unktomi gouged and shredded.

Now, Unktomi would shift his body again and attempt hunting. This time he would get it right! With his scrotum now perched on his head, his entrails wrapped firmly on the outside of his body, and his 28 foot penis worn as a scarf, he knew with certainty that this hunting trip would be different. Firstly he knew this because he set his sights on hunting duck, and secondly, and most importantly, his anus told him so.

After a day of successful hunting, Unktomi told his anus to keep guard over the roasting duck meat while he slept. As the moon rose and the wind blew, two wolves caught the scent of the delicious duck meat and approached Unktomi’s fire.

When they came close, much to their surprise, gas was expelled from somewhere. “Pooh” was the sound that was made. “Be careful! He must be awake!” said the lead wolf as they ran back away from the camp.

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“Be careful! He must be awake!”

After a while, the other wolf said “Well, I guess he is asleep now. That was only a bluff. He is always up to some tricks.” So again they approached the fire. Again gas was expelled and again they ran back. Three times this happened… Each time louder, still louder, the sound of the gas expelled. “Pooh! Pooh! Pooh!” Yet they did not run away. On the contrary they now began to eat the roasted pieces of duck surrounded in a cloud of gaseous poop.

When Unktomi awoke he was shouting mad and screamed to his Anus, “Oh, you too, you despicable object, what about your behavior? Did I not tell you to watch this fire? You shall remember this! As a punishment for your remissness, I will burn your mouth so you will not be able to use it!” So he took a piece of burning wood and burned the mouth of his anus. … And cried out in the pain he was inflicting on himself.

NELSON MANDELA V. BOB BARKER

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