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Posted in , Chocolate Teeth, Crusteasian Amphibious Evolvement, Don't touch it!!, Ed, Extra Ectoplasm Please, Freckles are God's spit, Full Bodied Tatoo, GOD, Henna Time!, Homeful Car Singings, Huge Women, I BROADCAST LOUD., illegitimate Dream Children, Inspiring Anne Geddes Since 1901, John Tesh, Lawn and Garden, Merkin Surprise, MSJ Internationale, Native American Science, NOOO!!!!!, Plugs, Primate Freedom, Ropey & No No, Science Now!, Slutty nun midget whippings, Steam Goblin, The Big Shouldered Why, time travel, Unflappable Grace, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Wormhole Atlas, YESSSSS!!!!! on June 26, 2009 by machosteakjet

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NELSON MANDELA V. BOB BARKER

Posted in 13th Floored, 3rd League Kawanis Club, 87 mile beard, 9002, A Big Letter to Your Mother, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, Albino Hair System, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, Atheist Silverback, , सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Big Butt's Flutaphone, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Birthday Apocalypse, Black time travel, Breaking News, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Chocolate Teeth, Christmas Time!, Chupa-cobra!, Color Theory for Big People, Crystal City, Dino-whore, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Economic Gibbon Flip, Ed, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Extra Ectoplasm Please, Face Fuck Smash Core, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Flesh Suit, Frank Stallone: PISSED!, Friend Group 1879!!, Friend Group 2008!!, Full Bodied Tatoo, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Gnostic Shopping Spree, GOD, Great and honorable change shape wet, Gylfaginning Delight, Habeus Arthropodum, Habeus Arthropodus, Haegar und Hygiene, Hand Held Microphone, Henna Time!, Hoary Rackuun, Holiday Miracles, Horse Riding Lions, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, Humane Blowhole, I just found out I only have 2 hands, I Litter to Make Crazy Horse Cry, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Infinity, Infinity + 1, It's Getting Hot In Here, Ω, Japanese Breakfast, Jet Machista Del Filete, John Tesh, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Kris Kringle Assault, Krream Cheese, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Merkin Surprise, Merlin VS. Caring, Mountain Vista, MSJ Fundraiser and Tutoring Romp, MSJ Internationale, Murder of Crons, Nature's Midwife, New Born Induced Orgasms, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Oiled Leather Overalls, Oriental?, Original Hymen Destruction, Pelvic Issues, poop log, Post History Situation Comedy, Precoital Inaugural Truths, Preinaugural Postcoital Truths, Presidential BBQ tips, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, Ropey & No No, Runt Vacuity, Same Channel, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Sasquatch Surrogate, Scary Basement Grampa, Science, Science Now!, Sentient Neck Brace, Shantastico!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, Slutty nun midget whippings, Smart Philanthrophy Choices, So Take Out All Your Files, Sobriety S.O.S.C.U.B.A., Sun Tan Gossip, SURD, Symptoms, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Big Shouldered Why, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, The Fresno Fishwich, time travel, Titz, Trucker Handles That Kill You, Uncategorized, Underworld Freedoms!, Underworld Proteksions, Unflappable Grace, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness PART III, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Unmerciful Phone Call, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Vestigial Wig, Virulent Christmas Loins, Welcome, Why Essents?, Wormhole Atlas, X-mas Farge, Yanni Bake, 帝國主義 on March 5, 2009 by machosteakjet

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Posted in 9002, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Crystal City, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Economic Gibbon Flip, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Galapagos Sexpot, GOD, Human Interest Story, Ω, John Tesh, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, REAL ISSUES, Science Now!, Sentient Neck Brace, Trucker Handles That Kill You, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Vestigial Wig on January 10, 2009 by machosteakjet

Shawnee Wilkins

Try to forget just for a moment how many deaths needlessly occurred that day, and try to picture instead all of those beautiful children sitting on Jesus’ lap, glowing and looking down on us and blowing us angel kisses from on high. Just think of tiny, frail Jimmy Yitter who was so good with the animals but had to use those horrible, horrible crutches. Now he is the ringmaster, entertaining all of the other angels with his heavenly three ring circus! Or Sue, the Taiwanese girl adopted by the Pattersons who had all those learning disabilities. Guess what she’s up to? Why she’s probably solving the hardest equations and math problems that the angel Gabriel can throw her way. And what about Tony Higgerton? Now that was a young boy that had talent! I can just see him running and flipping all over the place up there. Why I’ll bet he’s probably applying one of those half-nelsons to good ol’ Ebekenezer himself. And don’t forget about Shawnee Wilkins. Even though she was developing an unhealthy interest in boys way too early if you ask me, I’m sure she is in Heaven right now asking to be forgiven for all of her transgressions. And the good Lord is smiling down on her tiny face and judging her with all of his infinite wisdom. Because you see, the Lord always does the right thing. I think it helps to remember: these sweet children were not really ours at all. You see, the way I look at it we’re just baby sitting for God.

SPECIAL MSJ BEGINNING OF THE YEAR REPORT: OMINOUS FORESHADOWINGS FOR 2009 pts 04-05

Posted in 87 mile beard, 9002, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Absolute Concept, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Atheist Silverback, , BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Canary of the Sea, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Economic Gibbon Flip, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Extra Ectoplasm Please, Flesh Suit, Gnostic Shopping Spree, Human Interest Story, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Infinity, Infinity + 1, Ω, John Tesh, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Ropey & No No, Science Now!, SURD, Tennessee Meat Goat, Unflappable Grace, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Vestigial Wig, Welcome, Yanni Bake, 帝國主義 on January 6, 2009 by machosteakjet

SPECIAL MSJ BEGINNING OF THE YEAR REPORT: OMINOUS FORESHADOWINGS FOR 2009 pt 02

Posted in 9002, A Big Letter to Your Mother, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Atheist Silverback, सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Color Theory for Big People, Flesh Suit, Hand Held Microphone, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Humane Blowhole, Infinity + 1, Ω, John Tesh, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Ropey & No No, Science Now!, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Vestigial Wig, Yanni Bake, 帝國主義 on January 5, 2009 by machosteakjet

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SPECIAL IISSAACC BIRTHDAY POST: concerto for noseflute and celestial chimes

Posted in Birthday Apocalypse, Education, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Flesh Suit, Galapagos Sexpot, GOD, Gylfaginning Delight, Haegar und Hygiene, Holiday Miracles, Horse Riding Lions, Human Interest Story, Infinity + 1, Ω, John Tesh, Kwan Yin, Mountain Vista, New Born Induced Orgasms, Oiled Leather Overalls, REAL ISSUES, Ropey & No No, Science Now!, SURD, Vestigial Wig, Virulent Christmas Loins on December 29, 2008 by machosteakjet

birthday-concerto

I composed this over break. It takes 17.5 hours to play and drives all listeners mad with furious and compelling visions.
Happy Birthday!