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Indonesian Composting

Posted in 'n tasty, 28 Foot Dude, 3rd League Kawanis Club, 87 mile beard, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, Advancements in Plumbing, Atheist Silverback, Birthday Apocalypse, Crystal City, Gnostic Shopping Spree, Indonesian composting, Ω, Japanese Breakfast, Jet Machista Del Filete, Korean Peace Children, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, Native American Science, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree with tags , , , , on June 29, 2009 by machosteakjet

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A True Story:How MachoSteakJett Saved My Life And How It Could Save Yours Too

Posted in Absolute Concept, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, , ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., BIONAUTICS NOW!, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), C.S.O.H.M.S., Celery skin graft, Cloaca, CRISPERS!™, Damp With Sleet, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Fire Calliope, Gnostic Shopping Spree, GOD, Hera, Humane Blowhole, Infinity + 1, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, MSJ Fundraiser and Tutoring Romp, MSJ Interdimensional Diversification Services, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Organic Centaur, Post History Situation Comedy, Ropey & No No, Runt Vacuity, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, Swash Chuckling Wedding, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Wormhole Atlas, 帝國主義 on June 5, 2009 by machosteakjet

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한국어 당신의 어머니는 나의 개를 먹고 있다

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Pretty. You’re so pretty.

Posted in 'n tasty, ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Don't touch it!!, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Indonesian composting, Infinity + 1, It's Getting Hot In Here, Jet Machista Del Filete, Murder of Crons, NO MORE 世界是漂亮PUPATING到另一個世界 AROUND, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Science Now! with tags , , , , , , , on April 8, 2009 by machosteakjet

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NELSON MANDELA V. BOB BARKER

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MachoSteakJet Science Now! Philanthropy Case #9LO04Q

Posted in Absolute Concept, सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., Color Theory for Big People, Gnostic Shopping Spree, Great and honorable change shape wet, Horse Riding Lions, Human Interest Story, I just found out I only have 2 hands, It's Getting Hot In Here, Nature's Midwife, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, So Take Out All Your Files, Sun Tan Gossip, 帝國主義 on January 7, 2009 by machosteakjet

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My half brother always laughed at me using the voice of the village’s enslaved cormorants. Always mocking, always superior. Yes I have a mouth where he does not but what does that compare to his awesome power? My father rained on my mother and then I was born. But it was Kauhuhu’s steel drums that made her dance until Water fell from between her legs.

Growing up, I discovered my love and my gift. Water, was always the better and soon became the greatest of our era. His powers were legendary. Women loved him. The Vikings called him Vann. The Romans called him Aqua. The Chinese called him 偉大和光榮的變化形狀的濕.

I needed distance, to strike out on my own but it seemed wherever I travelled, Kauhuhu’s sensuous rhythms followed me; called me back. What was there to do?

But now that Macho Steak Jet™ has imprisoned my cock nibbling brother in the “Orkid the Orca” tank at Sea World, he spends his days being defecated in by those poor captured animals. And to top it all off, I’ve learned a lot about myself! It’s OK to be who you are!

Thanks to you Macho Steak Jet™ for sponsoring me!