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MONSTERLOVE, n.

Posted in 2 borks down, ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Canary of the Sea, Crystal City, Damp With Sleet, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Erudite Libertines, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Governance, Inspiring Anne Geddes Since 1901, John Major Jenkins, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, Oiled Leather Overalls, Orginal Science Pleasings, Regal Stallion Condos, Relativist family reunion, Science Now!, Sentient Neck Brace, So Take Out All Your Files, Solar Knowledge Science Time!, The Big Shouldered Why, Unflappable Grace, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Wormhole Atlas on December 16, 2009 by machosteakjet

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NELSON MANDELA V. BOB BARKER

Posted in 13th Floored, 3rd League Kawanis Club, 87 mile beard, 9002, A Big Letter to Your Mother, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, Albino Hair System, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, Atheist Silverback, , सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Big Butt's Flutaphone, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Birthday Apocalypse, Black time travel, Breaking News, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Chocolate Teeth, Christmas Time!, Chupa-cobra!, Color Theory for Big People, Crystal City, Dino-whore, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Economic Gibbon Flip, Ed, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Extra Ectoplasm Please, Face Fuck Smash Core, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Flesh Suit, Frank Stallone: PISSED!, Friend Group 1879!!, Friend Group 2008!!, Full Bodied Tatoo, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Gnostic Shopping Spree, GOD, Great and honorable change shape wet, Gylfaginning Delight, Habeus Arthropodum, Habeus Arthropodus, Haegar und Hygiene, Hand Held Microphone, Henna Time!, Hoary Rackuun, Holiday Miracles, Horse Riding Lions, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, Humane Blowhole, I just found out I only have 2 hands, I Litter to Make Crazy Horse Cry, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Infinity, Infinity + 1, It's Getting Hot In Here, Ω, Japanese Breakfast, Jet Machista Del Filete, John Tesh, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Kris Kringle Assault, Krream Cheese, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Merkin Surprise, Merlin VS. Caring, Mountain Vista, MSJ Fundraiser and Tutoring Romp, MSJ Internationale, Murder of Crons, Nature's Midwife, New Born Induced Orgasms, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Oiled Leather Overalls, Oriental?, Original Hymen Destruction, Pelvic Issues, poop log, Post History Situation Comedy, Precoital Inaugural Truths, Preinaugural Postcoital Truths, Presidential BBQ tips, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, Ropey & No No, Runt Vacuity, Same Channel, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Sasquatch Surrogate, Scary Basement Grampa, Science, Science Now!, Sentient Neck Brace, Shantastico!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, Slutty nun midget whippings, Smart Philanthrophy Choices, So Take Out All Your Files, Sobriety S.O.S.C.U.B.A., Sun Tan Gossip, SURD, Symptoms, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Big Shouldered Why, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, The Fresno Fishwich, time travel, Titz, Trucker Handles That Kill You, Uncategorized, Underworld Freedoms!, Underworld Proteksions, Unflappable Grace, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness PART III, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Unmerciful Phone Call, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Vestigial Wig, Virulent Christmas Loins, Welcome, Why Essents?, Wormhole Atlas, X-mas Farge, Yanni Bake, 帝國主義 on March 5, 2009 by machosteakjet

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Drilling the annals! (MSJ HISTORY DOC.partxi)

Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Birthday Apocalypse, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Chupa-cobra!, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Friend Group 1879!!, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Lawn and Garden, Mountain Vista, MSJ Internationale, Oiled Leather Overalls, Oriental?, Post History Situation Comedy, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, So Take Out All Your Files, Tennessee Meat Goat, time travel, Wormhole Atlas with tags , , on February 26, 2009 by machosteakjet

confiteriaborovia

Macho Steak Jet, or “Jet Machista Del Filete”, was established in 1879 as de facto state in the back of a bar and pool hall called “El Agujero Dos”. Although never officially recognized as an independent and self-governing entity, they none the less looked breathtaking in their mustaches.

Watch this space for more fascinating stories from JET MACHISTA DEL FILETE!!!!

Ziggy Chronicles Catch Up

Posted in 13th Floored, A Wizard's Nose, Christmas Time!, Chupa-cobra!, Flesh Suit, Frank Stallone: PISSED!, Friend Group 2008!!, Galapagos Sexpot, Haegar und Hygiene, Hand Held Microphone, Henna Time!, Hoary Rackuun, Humane Blowhole, I Litter to Make Crazy Horse Cry, Japanese Breakfast, Merlin VS. Caring, Oiled Leather Overalls, Presidential BBQ tips, Ropey & No No, Scary Basement Grampa, Science Now!, Shower Genius, Sobriety S.O.S.C.U.B.A., Unflappable Grace on January 27, 2009 by machosteakjet

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I don’t just eat apes, I eat silverback.

Posted in 87 mile beard, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Absolute Concept, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Big Butt's Flutaphone, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Birthday Apocalypse, Black time travel, Chocolate Teeth, Color Theory for Big People, Face Fuck Smash Core, Holiday Miracles, I just found out I only have 2 hands, Lawn and Garden, Merkin Surprise, Oiled Leather Overalls, Presidential BBQ tips, Ropey & No No, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Scary Basement Grampa, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, Slutty nun midget whippings, The Big Shouldered Why, Unflappable Grace, Unmerciful Phone Call, Virulent Christmas Loins on January 8, 2009 by Who's your man? OH YEAH! Limp Handshake is the man!

SPECIAL IISSAACC BIRTHDAY POST: concerto for noseflute and celestial chimes

Posted in Birthday Apocalypse, Education, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Flesh Suit, Galapagos Sexpot, GOD, Gylfaginning Delight, Haegar und Hygiene, Holiday Miracles, Horse Riding Lions, Human Interest Story, Infinity + 1, Ω, John Tesh, Kwan Yin, Mountain Vista, New Born Induced Orgasms, Oiled Leather Overalls, REAL ISSUES, Ropey & No No, Science Now!, SURD, Vestigial Wig, Virulent Christmas Loins on December 29, 2008 by machosteakjet

birthday-concerto

I composed this over break. It takes 17.5 hours to play and drives all listeners mad with furious and compelling visions.
Happy Birthday!

Questions About Our Economy: Answered

Posted in Atheist Silverback, , BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Canary of the Sea, Crystal City, Economic Gibbon Flip, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Flesh Suit, GOD, Gylfaginning Delight, Haegar und Hygiene, Hand Held Microphone, Hoary Rackuun, I just found out I only have 2 hands, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Mountain Vista, New Born Induced Orgasms, Oiled Leather Overalls, REAL ISSUES, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, SURD, Symptoms, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Vestigial Wig, Why Essents?, Wormhole Atlas, Yanni Bake, 帝國主義 on December 22, 2008 by machosteakjet

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Is it just me or does everyone keep complaining about how bad the economy is? I really don’t get it; I always find that I have enough money. I eat at Red Lobster almost every night and usually have the breaded shrimp dinner with an extra hushpuppie. On Fridays I splurge and go for the scampi. See? I also own many of the most popular CDs and DVDs. Doesn’t sound like there’s much of a problem here. In fact just yesterday I went to Gifford’s Pawn and purchased fourteen broken fax machines. I attached them to the bumper of my ’96 Honda Accord with those super thin bungee cords and drove almost two miles before all of my tires blew out. You know what I did then? I laughed and said a prayer. Sang it actually. I sometimes also buy gold doubloons and carry them around in my breast pocket because I like the way they feel. Before I fall asleep, I say prayers and the prayers keep going around and around in my mind until I fall asleep. Last night I was visited by a large coyote covered in golden chain mail. Instead of eyes he had smooth pearlescent discs that looked like they were made of fingernails. His tail looked like a small evergreen tree. He wandered around my room silently and then stole some of my favorite DVDs. I pretended to be asleep the whole time. If he comes back I’m going to try and get my DVDs back but if not that’s ok too since I’m really not that worried about money.