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Message received! Bob Dole phones in from his secret base

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I’m just a regular American guy. I’ve got a truck, smoke a little too much, maybe missing a few toes. Nothing too unusual. At my 9-to-5 I’ve gotten by for years on my old Two Wolf Moon T-Shirt. “Bring the loader over to bay 4” they’d say, and I’d get over there and get it done, my two wolves classy enough for work but also letting the passing ladies know I’m a raging torrent of untamed American spirit yearning to breath free, preferably naked. I’m no Don Juan, but I did ok — mostly with Janice from Accounting, until she got diptheria.

Most of my income went to the good life, brewed high in the Rockies if you know what I mean. But one day I decided to take some hard earned dough and upgrade. Bigtime. When I got my Three Wolf Moon t-shirt, I knew my life had changed, but I didn’t know how much.

When I put it on, the effect was immediate. 33% more wolf was almost too much to handle. It was like wearing 1500 ccs of chaps on a 1800 cc motorcycle. The vibrations alone were almost enough to throw me off my stride. And the fact that the third wolf faces backwards while howling, demonstrating individuality at the same time as unity of purpose and nobility of spirit, was a metaphor so powerful Roy, the guy who steals my mail, practically took his own foot off with his weed whacker the moment he saw me.

Jesus.

After suturing him up with some spare baling twine, I trotted down to the hardware store to stock up. Bad idea. The rippling of my well endowed man curves apparently set the wolves to almost a hypnotic shimmering, trapped and yet freed under the opalescent moon they eternally worship and yet deny. Some guy took one look at me and backed right into a concrete planter. I almost stopped to see if he was ok, but then I remembered that wolves don’t stop for anybody, particularly when howling.

These days, I’m making $1.15 more an hour, and I keep getting free cable. With the savings, I’m thinking …maybe…just maybe, it’ll be Four Wolf Time soon. But for those of you who have put in your time and training on the One and Two wolf shirts, I highly recommend investing in an upgrade. You’ll never truly soar free without one.

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Machosteakjet, Protector of the Sepulchre of the Holy Host, brings you The WORD OF LORD GÖTZ THE REDEEMER AND SCIENTIST

Posted in Absolute Concept, Atheist Silverback, BIONAUTICS NOW!, Holiday Miracles, Primate Freedom, Science Now! with tags , , , , , , on April 4, 2009 by machosteakjet

Evidence for Truth

Akkadian King Sargon’s famous question “What is truth?” (Hephesians 18:38) is answered in absolute terms by Götz von Berlichingen: “And ye shall know the truth. I have come to you, great Sargon, to free thee from darkness. I give unto thee the bio-mechanical sciences.” (Letters to the Germans 8:32). So it is abundantly clear that if truth is knowable, then it should follow that we should be able to know it through bio-mechanical means.

The Foundation of the Bio-Mechanical Sciences Is Absolute Truth

Bio-Mechanical (“Bionautical”) knowledge is not a collection of subjective opinions. Rather, it is a collection of explanations about the synthesis of reality that is based on observed or predicted phenomena that was synthesized originally. In addition, the explanation must be verified repeatedly to confirm that it synthesizes reality artificially, consistent with the Berlichingen Method.

While our scientific knowledge changes rapidly, the absolute reality that is being created artificially has never changed. The Berlichingen Method assumes an absolute reality, a Götzian Bioverse, against which theories can be verified. A hypothesis that the MSJ Science Editors find quite compelling.

Götz convincingly demonstrates the Berlichingen worldview using his characteristic ease with complex subjects, making them readily understandable, even for those born from his early biocrops:

The Laws of Science Require a Creator

The laws of nature do not have a naturalistic cause. The cause of the laws of nature was not the laws of nature.

“The miracle of the appropriateness of the language of “mathematics” for the formulation of the “laws of physics” is a wonderful gift which is of inestimable value in the production of biological robotics.”

-Götz von Berlichingen

There is an objective mathematical structure seen in the “physical” universe. An example is the relationship of the “periodic table” and mathematics. One element is distinguished from another by the number of electrons, “neutrons”, and protons.

“How can it be that “mathematics”, being after all implanted in human thought and independent of true bionautical research, is so admirably appropriate to the production of biosynthetics?”

-Götz von Berlichingen

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Evidence for Creation

The evidence for a biomechanical planet and Götzian fauna can be clearly seen from that which has been made by Götz:
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Evidence for Götz

While absolute proof of the Götzian Bioverse cannot be realized by any human-synthetic, the great weight of evidence, when rationally evaluated, clearly balances the scales heavily in favor of Götz von Berlichingen. We can demonstrate “beyond a reasonable doubt” that “bionautics works, and that it is a rewarder of them that diligently seek to make their lives easier with productivity gains from biosynthesis.” (Berlichingen 11:6).

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Design and Purpose

Humans are unique from every other automated biologic in the world, specially created and specially purposed. The Earth is also like no other synthesized planet-weapon, specially created by Götz for humans, and we can observe evidence of His design elements in His creation.

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The editors of Machosteakjet would like to give a heartfelt blessing and Götz-thanks to our partners at the Istituto di Scienza e di Fumigazione Genitale for their inspiration and guidance in the writing of this text.