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RUPERT H. WHELDON ILLUSTRATED

Posted in 'n tasty, Advancements in Plumbing, Bald Faced Mascot, Big Butt's Flutaphone, Canary of the Sea, Cannibalistic Mother, Celery skin graft, Cloaca, Don't touch it!!, Earth-spray, Extra Ectoplasm Please, Flesh Suit, Fuud, Governance, Hamburger Sexy Mandolin Player Man, Humane Blowhole, Japanese Breakfast, Kris Kringle Assault, Krream Cheese, Machostekjet Fuuds, Meat Hero, Nature's Midwife, Our Bodies Our Shelves, Pelvic Issues, poop log, Presidential BBQ tips, Rawhide Dawn, Runt Vacuity, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Shark Pile!, Snacks, Succulent Cutlet Shroud, Tender Fire, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Fresno Fishwich, Vampiric Pizza Hut with tags on December 4, 2009 by machosteakjet



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Carnivorous Penguin Homeric Epic Undead Biopic

Posted in 13th Floored, 28 Foot Dude, A Big Letter to Your Mother, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, Absolute Zero Froufrou, Advancements in Plumbing, and YOU, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, , ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Bald Faced Mascot, Cannibalistic Mother, Cloaca, Filthy Water People, Flesh Suit, Habeus Arthropodum, Habeus Arthropodus, Infinity, Infinity + 1, Interdimensional Tiki Bar, Japanese Breakfast, Kris Kringle Assault, Krream Cheese, Meat Hero, NO MORE FUCKING AROUND, NO MORE 世界是漂亮PUPATING到另一個世界 AROUND, Organic Centaur, Rawhide Dawn, Science Now!, Succulent Cutlet Shroud, Wolverine Vs. A Baby, Wormhole Atlas, Zero Froufrou with tags , , , , , on July 2, 2009 by machosteakjet

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1,000,000 Mile meat puppet

Posted in 'n tasty, 28 Foot Dude, 87 mile beard, Absolute Concept, Frank Stallone: PISSED!, Interdimensional Tiki Bar, It's Getting Hot In Here, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Meat Hero, Merkin Surprise, Native American Science, NO MORE FUCKING AROUND, Primate Freedom, Rawhide Dawn, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Shower Genius, Snacks, Tennessee Meat Goat with tags on July 1, 2009 by machosteakjet

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Oh By Jingo!

Posted in Absolute Zero Froufrou, Bearenstein Zygothrica dispar palatial Bears, NO MORE FUCKING AROUND, Rawhide Dawn, Sobriety S.O.S.C.U.B.A., Steam Goblin, Virulent Christmas Loins, Zero Froufrou on April 8, 2009 by Who's your man? OH YEAH! Limp Handshake is the man!

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In the land of San Domingo
Lived a girl called Oh By Jingo
(Ta da, ya da da da da da, um-pa, umpa um-pa um-pa)
From the fields and from the marshes
Came the young and oh by goshes
(Ta da, ya da da da da da, um-pa, umpa um-pa um-pa)
They all spoke with a different lingo
But they all loved Oh By Jingo
and every night, they sang in the pale moonlight

Oh by gee by gosh by gum by jove
Oh By Jingo won’t you hear our love
We will build for you a hut
You will be our favourite nut
We will have a lot of little Oh By Gollies
And we’ll put them in the follies
By Jingo said “By gosh by gee
By Jiminy, please don’t bother me”
So they all went away singing
Oh by gee by gosh by gum by jove By Jingo
By gee, you’re the only girl for me.

Macho Steak Jet and the Environment

Posted in A Big Letter to Your Mother, Absolute Concept, and YOU, , Birthday Apocalypse, Black time travel, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Cloaca, Crystal City, Damp With Sleet, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Dino-whore, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Earth-spray, First Time Docs, Galapagos Sexpot, Governance, Haegar und Hygiene, Home & Garden, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, illegitimate Dream Children, Korean Peace Children, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Mountain Vista, MSJ & THE ENVIRONMENT, Nature's Midwife, Oriental?, Our Bodies Our Shelves, Post History Situation Comedy, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Sasquatch Surrogate, When earth attacks, Why Essents?, Wormhole Atlas on March 23, 2009 by machosteakjet

Macho Steak Jet is committed to environmental leadership in all of its activities, from its technical operations to its award winning FIRST TIME DOCS. MSJ’s corporate policy on environmental affairs is supported by its global environmental sustainability management system business network governance strategy coalition, which is the key to science. The results have been significant:

• Redefine global warming as: Earth Is Totally Hot™!
• 30% increase in griffins over the last 2,500 years
• Get out of your car and into a horse corpse
• Psychomental phase/space “greening” thought broadcast (Universe)
• Reusable hands
• Environmentally Correct Underground Hovercraft
• Prudence
• Trendy euthanasia for the preteen set
• Removable deserts
• Polar Bears v. Tigers
• “Clean Coal”, “Clean Dirt”, “Clean Diarrhea”, “Clean Uncleanliness”, “Space”, “Time”, “True Love”, “Hatchbacks”
• Instant water
• Science
• Terra-forming India
• “Green” Beards (Projected 2014)

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Here’s to a green future, Macho Steak Jet!

NELSON MANDELA V. BOB BARKER

Posted in 13th Floored, 3rd League Kawanis Club, 87 mile beard, 9002, A Big Letter to Your Mother, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, Albino Hair System, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, Atheist Silverback, , सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Big Butt's Flutaphone, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Birthday Apocalypse, Black time travel, Breaking News, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Chocolate Teeth, Christmas Time!, Chupa-cobra!, Color Theory for Big People, Crystal City, Dino-whore, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Economic Gibbon Flip, Ed, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Extra Ectoplasm Please, Face Fuck Smash Core, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Flesh Suit, Frank Stallone: PISSED!, Friend Group 1879!!, Friend Group 2008!!, Full Bodied Tatoo, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Gnostic Shopping Spree, GOD, Great and honorable change shape wet, Gylfaginning Delight, Habeus Arthropodum, Habeus Arthropodus, Haegar und Hygiene, Hand Held Microphone, Henna Time!, Hoary Rackuun, Holiday Miracles, Horse Riding Lions, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, Humane Blowhole, I just found out I only have 2 hands, I Litter to Make Crazy Horse Cry, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Infinity, Infinity + 1, It's Getting Hot In Here, Ω, Japanese Breakfast, Jet Machista Del Filete, John Tesh, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Kris Kringle Assault, Krream Cheese, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Merkin Surprise, Merlin VS. Caring, Mountain Vista, MSJ Fundraiser and Tutoring Romp, MSJ Internationale, Murder of Crons, Nature's Midwife, New Born Induced Orgasms, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Oiled Leather Overalls, Oriental?, Original Hymen Destruction, Pelvic Issues, poop log, Post History Situation Comedy, Precoital Inaugural Truths, Preinaugural Postcoital Truths, Presidential BBQ tips, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, Ropey & No No, Runt Vacuity, Same Channel, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Sasquatch Surrogate, Scary Basement Grampa, Science, Science Now!, Sentient Neck Brace, Shantastico!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, Slutty nun midget whippings, Smart Philanthrophy Choices, So Take Out All Your Files, Sobriety S.O.S.C.U.B.A., Sun Tan Gossip, SURD, Symptoms, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Big Shouldered Why, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, The Fresno Fishwich, time travel, Titz, Trucker Handles That Kill You, Uncategorized, Underworld Freedoms!, Underworld Proteksions, Unflappable Grace, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness PART III, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Unmerciful Phone Call, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Vestigial Wig, Virulent Christmas Loins, Welcome, Why Essents?, Wormhole Atlas, X-mas Farge, Yanni Bake, 帝國主義 on March 5, 2009 by machosteakjet

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The annals: receiving a very heavy drilling (MSJ HISTORY DOC SERIES PART.xii)

Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, 87 mile beard, 9002, BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Chap Camp™, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Friend Group 1879!!, Giving Time, Human Kindness, illegitimate Dream Children, It's Getting Hot In Here, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Mountain Vista, Rawhide Dawn, Remembering, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Sasquatch Surrogate, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, Trucker Handles That Kill You, Universal Consciousness, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, 帝國主義 with tags , , , , , on March 2, 2009 by machosteakjet

During the long, hot summer of 1879, there gathered at “El Agujero Dos” a collection of hobos, transients, vagrants, wastrels, tramps, gadabouts, bindle stiffs, beggars, mumpers, supplicants, bagmen, bums, cadgers, touters, straphangers, swagmen, beachcombers, boolies, stragglers, scatterlings, and a 1/2 Jew, who would become “Jet Machista Del Filete.” There are too many to cover here, but a couple shining stars

From left to right: J3r3mY (in the hat, gambling), C4®L (in the hat, sipping), ADD’AM (in the hat, exhaling mightily), Just-in (in the hat, thinking of a perfect future, one with Mario Cart and female condoms), Hoonan (in the hat and scarf, fantasizing about Just-in).