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MONSTERLOVE, n.

Posted in 2 borks down, ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Canary of the Sea, Crystal City, Damp With Sleet, Derailed Mountaineering Career, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Erudite Libertines, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Governance, Inspiring Anne Geddes Since 1901, John Major Jenkins, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, Oiled Leather Overalls, Orginal Science Pleasings, Regal Stallion Condos, Relativist family reunion, Science Now!, Sentient Neck Brace, So Take Out All Your Files, Solar Knowledge Science Time!, The Big Shouldered Why, Unflappable Grace, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Wormhole Atlas on December 16, 2009 by machosteakjet

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NELSON MANDELA V. BOB BARKER

Posted in 13th Floored, 3rd League Kawanis Club, 87 mile beard, 9002, A Big Letter to Your Mother, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, Albino Hair System, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, Atheist Silverback, , सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Big Butt's Flutaphone, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Birthday Apocalypse, Black time travel, Breaking News, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Chocolate Teeth, Christmas Time!, Chupa-cobra!, Color Theory for Big People, Crystal City, Dino-whore, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Economic Gibbon Flip, Ed, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Extra Ectoplasm Please, Face Fuck Smash Core, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Flesh Suit, Frank Stallone: PISSED!, Friend Group 1879!!, Friend Group 2008!!, Full Bodied Tatoo, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Gnostic Shopping Spree, GOD, Great and honorable change shape wet, Gylfaginning Delight, Habeus Arthropodum, Habeus Arthropodus, Haegar und Hygiene, Hand Held Microphone, Henna Time!, Hoary Rackuun, Holiday Miracles, Horse Riding Lions, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, Humane Blowhole, I just found out I only have 2 hands, I Litter to Make Crazy Horse Cry, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Infinity, Infinity + 1, It's Getting Hot In Here, Ω, Japanese Breakfast, Jet Machista Del Filete, John Tesh, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Kris Kringle Assault, Krream Cheese, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Merkin Surprise, Merlin VS. Caring, Mountain Vista, MSJ Fundraiser and Tutoring Romp, MSJ Internationale, Murder of Crons, Nature's Midwife, New Born Induced Orgasms, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Oiled Leather Overalls, Oriental?, Original Hymen Destruction, Pelvic Issues, poop log, Post History Situation Comedy, Precoital Inaugural Truths, Preinaugural Postcoital Truths, Presidential BBQ tips, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, Ropey & No No, Runt Vacuity, Same Channel, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Sasquatch Surrogate, Scary Basement Grampa, Science, Science Now!, Sentient Neck Brace, Shantastico!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, Slutty nun midget whippings, Smart Philanthrophy Choices, So Take Out All Your Files, Sobriety S.O.S.C.U.B.A., Sun Tan Gossip, SURD, Symptoms, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Big Shouldered Why, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, The Fresno Fishwich, time travel, Titz, Trucker Handles That Kill You, Uncategorized, Underworld Freedoms!, Underworld Proteksions, Unflappable Grace, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness PART III, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Unmerciful Phone Call, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Vestigial Wig, Virulent Christmas Loins, Welcome, Why Essents?, Wormhole Atlas, X-mas Farge, Yanni Bake, 帝國主義 on March 5, 2009 by machosteakjet

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Drilling the annals! (MSJ HISTORY DOC.partxi)

Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Birthday Apocalypse, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Chupa-cobra!, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Friend Group 1879!!, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Lawn and Garden, Mountain Vista, MSJ Internationale, Oiled Leather Overalls, Oriental?, Post History Situation Comedy, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, So Take Out All Your Files, Tennessee Meat Goat, time travel, Wormhole Atlas with tags , , on February 26, 2009 by machosteakjet

confiteriaborovia

Macho Steak Jet, or “Jet Machista Del Filete”, was established in 1879 as de facto state in the back of a bar and pool hall called “El Agujero Dos”. Although never officially recognized as an independent and self-governing entity, they none the less looked breathtaking in their mustaches.

Watch this space for more fascinating stories from JET MACHISTA DEL FILETE!!!!

MachoSteakJet Science Now! Philanthropy Case #9LO04Q

Posted in Absolute Concept, सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., Color Theory for Big People, Gnostic Shopping Spree, Great and honorable change shape wet, Horse Riding Lions, Human Interest Story, I just found out I only have 2 hands, It's Getting Hot In Here, Nature's Midwife, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, So Take Out All Your Files, Sun Tan Gossip, 帝國主義 on January 7, 2009 by machosteakjet

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My half brother always laughed at me using the voice of the village’s enslaved cormorants. Always mocking, always superior. Yes I have a mouth where he does not but what does that compare to his awesome power? My father rained on my mother and then I was born. But it was Kauhuhu’s steel drums that made her dance until Water fell from between her legs.

Growing up, I discovered my love and my gift. Water, was always the better and soon became the greatest of our era. His powers were legendary. Women loved him. The Vikings called him Vann. The Romans called him Aqua. The Chinese called him 偉大和光榮的變化形狀的濕.

I needed distance, to strike out on my own but it seemed wherever I travelled, Kauhuhu’s sensuous rhythms followed me; called me back. What was there to do?

But now that Macho Steak Jet™ has imprisoned my cock nibbling brother in the “Orkid the Orca” tank at Sea World, he spends his days being defecated in by those poor captured animals. And to top it all off, I’ve learned a lot about myself! It’s OK to be who you are!

Thanks to you Macho Steak Jet™ for sponsoring me!