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NELSON MANDELA V. BOB BARKER

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MachoSteakJet Science Now! Philanthropy Case #78.3JG

Posted in 87 mile beard, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Absolute Concept, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, , Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Black time travel, Canary of the Sea, Christmas Time!, Chupa-cobra!, Color Theory for Big People, Crystal City, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Friend Group 2008!!, GOD, Gylfaginning Delight, Haegar und Hygiene, Hand Held Microphone, Hoary Rackuun, Horse Riding Lions, Human Interest Story, I just found out I only have 2 hands, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Infinity, Ω, John Tesh, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Krream Cheese, Kwan Yin, Mountain Vista, Nature's Midwife, New Born Induced Orgasms, Oiled Leather Overalls, Presidential BBQ tips, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, Ropey & No No, Same Channel, Sasquatch Surrogate, Science, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, SURD, Symptoms, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, time travel, Titz, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Why Essents?, 帝國主義 on December 20, 2008 by machosteakjet

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‘Yes’, my Tranhumanist friend told me, ‘It does look like a pie plate connected to metal squids. But it is so much more. You see, Magnetoencephalography will measure your brain waves to tell us how you drove your mother mad with visions.’

As the tests wore on, they took the days with them. And my power grew. And so did my disgust. Although my friend allowed me to brush his horse, ‘Clever’, I could see his mind, and knew his insatiable appetite for enormous women would tear us apart.

He always fucked my new giant girlfriends. And that is exactly why I made his god damn head explode.

But now that I call Dubai my new home, I am free to pursue the life I have always wished for.

Thanks to you MachoSteakJet for sponsoring me!

Man Arrested 71 times!!!

Posted in 87 mile beard, Absolute Concept, Chupa-cobra!, Crystal City, Friend Group 2008!!, Hoary Rackuun, Human Interest Story, John Tesh, Mountain Vista, Presidential BBQ tips, Sasquatch Surrogate, Science Now!, Titz, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2 on December 2, 2008 by 3rdpresident

andygriffith11Smith — who calls himself “Otis the town drunk” — said in an earlier interview that he has been arrested for public intoxication so many times that people he sees at taverns occasionally approach him and ask for his autograph. He has spent about half his adult life behind bars.

The 3rd President has been away for a while, but felt this was a topic that demanded Presidential attention on machosteakjet, and it feels good to be back.

As a testament to this mans dedication, keep in mind that his 70th arrest came just 5 months ago in July!

Check out the full article using the intertubes here.

Macho Man Does McCain Inaugural Speech Impression

Posted in ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Ω, REAL ISSUES, Titz on October 21, 2008 by machosteakjet

‘Last night I stared at a candle for 2 hours, and got my head together’.

John McCain Announces his Plans for Our Economy In Chilling Detail!

Posted in Black time travel, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, Titz on October 6, 2008 by machosteakjet


“‘I’m John McCain, and I approved this message.”

Indecent Iceberg blamed on Global Warming!!!

Posted in Crystal City, GOD, Indonesian composting, Science Now!, Titz on September 17, 2008 by 3rdpresident

God hates perverted icebergs, and immediately insisted that famous “wrappers of things” Christo and Jean Claude be sent to immediately wrap the giant Ice Penis and hide it.

A “first time” doc #1

Posted in Titz on August 12, 2008 by machosteakjet
This is pretty accurate

This is pretty accurate