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한국어 당신의 어머니는 나의 개를 먹고 있다

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Oh By Jingo!

Posted in Absolute Zero Froufrou, Bearenstein Zygothrica dispar palatial Bears, NO MORE FUCKING AROUND, Rawhide Dawn, Sobriety S.O.S.C.U.B.A., Steam Goblin, Virulent Christmas Loins, Zero Froufrou on April 8, 2009 by Who's your man? OH YEAH! Limp Handshake is the man!

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In the land of San Domingo
Lived a girl called Oh By Jingo
(Ta da, ya da da da da da, um-pa, umpa um-pa um-pa)
From the fields and from the marshes
Came the young and oh by goshes
(Ta da, ya da da da da da, um-pa, umpa um-pa um-pa)
They all spoke with a different lingo
But they all loved Oh By Jingo
and every night, they sang in the pale moonlight

Oh by gee by gosh by gum by jove
Oh By Jingo won’t you hear our love
We will build for you a hut
You will be our favourite nut
We will have a lot of little Oh By Gollies
And we’ll put them in the follies
By Jingo said “By gosh by gee
By Jiminy, please don’t bother me”
So they all went away singing
Oh by gee by gosh by gum by jove By Jingo
By gee, you’re the only girl for me.

NELSON MANDELA V. BOB BARKER

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I don’t just eat apes, I eat silverback.

Posted in 87 mile beard, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Absolute Concept, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Big Butt's Flutaphone, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Birthday Apocalypse, Black time travel, Chocolate Teeth, Color Theory for Big People, Face Fuck Smash Core, Holiday Miracles, I just found out I only have 2 hands, Lawn and Garden, Merkin Surprise, Oiled Leather Overalls, Presidential BBQ tips, Ropey & No No, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Scary Basement Grampa, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, Slutty nun midget whippings, The Big Shouldered Why, Unflappable Grace, Unmerciful Phone Call, Virulent Christmas Loins on January 8, 2009 by Who's your man? OH YEAH! Limp Handshake is the man!

I would also like to wish you a Happy Holidays from my family

Posted in GOD, Virulent Christmas Loins with tags on December 30, 2008 by machosteakjet

SPECIAL IISSAACC BIRTHDAY POST: concerto for noseflute and celestial chimes

Posted in Birthday Apocalypse, Education, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Flesh Suit, Galapagos Sexpot, GOD, Gylfaginning Delight, Haegar und Hygiene, Holiday Miracles, Horse Riding Lions, Human Interest Story, Infinity + 1, Ω, John Tesh, Kwan Yin, Mountain Vista, New Born Induced Orgasms, Oiled Leather Overalls, REAL ISSUES, Ropey & No No, Science Now!, SURD, Vestigial Wig, Virulent Christmas Loins on December 29, 2008 by machosteakjet

birthday-concerto

I composed this over break. It takes 17.5 hours to play and drives all listeners mad with furious and compelling visions.
Happy Birthday!

A Heart Warming Holiday Story

Posted in A Big Letter to Your Mother, , Christmas Time!, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Face Fuck Smash Core, Huge Women, I just found out I only have 2 hands, Japanese Breakfast, Korean Peace Children, poop log, Ropey & No No, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, Virulent Christmas Loins, Wormhole Atlas, 帝國主義 on December 29, 2008 by machosteakjet

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It was about 5 months ago when I broke my legs. I sit a lot looking out over the lazy golden river snuggled between candy crusted snow caps. It’s been days since I’ve drank any purified water, which is a problem since all the wells are poisoned with blackened cow parts. Some local Boner thought that’d be a funny gift to the locals. Shit sucking hillbilly. Most of us are dead now. Look, I’m going to get right to it.

Obama’s doing a great job gathering his cabinet. I mean, we’ll get a clearer sense of what he’s planning once he gets his new dog all picked out.

Did you know pirates are a problem in the world again? Kerry says we shouldn’t rush in without enough information. He knows about this type of stuff since he was part of Swift Boat. They say that’s where he rushed a grenade launching Chinese Hobgoblin and cut his heart out with a blade curved like a bow.

Let’s just say a little bird told me. And let’s also say that little bird was actually huge and has been perched on my roof sucking ideas out of my mind since last spring.

And nothing swells my joy more than to know Bill Clinton was getting donations from Saudi Arabia, Norway and Bill Gates for that big Black Magic Library everybody’s talking about down there in New York City.

Well, let me tell you, when I head all that, I slit my joy’s neck, drained it of its blood, and raised a sacrificial goblet to myself and the virulent power of my own fucking loins.

Happy Holidays!
Damn Your Eyes!