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Boughb vs. the Golem (The wrath of Ap-llyn)

Posted in 'n tasty, 28 Foot Dude, A Big Letter to Your Mother, A Wizard's Nose, Albino Hair System, Arvak and Alsvid, Cannibalistic Mother, Color Theory for Big People, Meat Hero, NO MORE FUCKING AROUND, Presidential BBQ tips, Unmerciful Phone Call with tags , , , , , , , on June 30, 2009 by machosteakjet

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Breaking! Science (God) Says Feline-Philia is Acceptable

Posted in GOD, Ω, Science Now! with tags , on October 23, 2008 by machosteakjet

God (Science) says so:

Me:
I accidentally fucked my cat.
God:
That’s good information: said fucked his or her cat.
Me:
What should I do?
God:
Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Me:
Can I talk to (fuck) my cat?
God:
They are having a private chat right now.
Me:
Who?
God:
Charlie Parker. :-).
Me:
Does he want to fuck my cat?
God:
Suppose he does.
Me:
Do you?
God:
Yes I do.

Why can’t God be cool anymore?

Posted in GOD, REAL ISSUES, Science Now!, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™ with tags on September 15, 2008 by machosteakjet