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Indonesian Composting

Posted in 'n tasty, 28 Foot Dude, 3rd League Kawanis Club, 87 mile beard, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, Advancements in Plumbing, Atheist Silverback, Birthday Apocalypse, Crystal City, Gnostic Shopping Spree, Indonesian composting, Ω, Japanese Breakfast, Jet Machista Del Filete, Korean Peace Children, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, Native American Science, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree with tags , , , , on June 29, 2009 by machosteakjet




Posted in Bearenstein Zygothrica dispar palatial Bears, Branding Message Ending, Crusteasian Amphibious Evolvement, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Frankfort Horizontal Position, Great and honorable change shape wet, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!, Machosteak-Strahl, Magical Pretty Facepainting Custom Event Services, MSJ Interdimensional Diversification Services, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, NO MORE 世界是漂亮PUPATING到另一個世界 AROUND, S.A.F.E.T.Y., The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™ with tags , , on June 26, 2009 by machosteakjet


Spotted In Europe

Posted in ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Corpulent Harpy, CRISPERS!™, Fire Calliope, Hera, Hera; the economy; and YOU, Herme, I just found out I only have 2 hands, Machostekjet Fuuds, NO MORE FUCKING AROUND, Organic Centaur, Science Now!, Snacks, Volvix Suttung Cloaks with tags , , , , on June 3, 2009 by machosteakjet


The annals: receiving a very heavy drilling (MSJ HISTORY DOC SERIES PART.xii)

Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, 87 mile beard, 9002, BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Chap Camp™, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Friend Group 1879!!, Giving Time, Human Kindness, illegitimate Dream Children, It's Getting Hot In Here, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Mountain Vista, Rawhide Dawn, Remembering, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Sasquatch Surrogate, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, Trucker Handles That Kill You, Universal Consciousness, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, 帝國主義 with tags , , , , , on March 2, 2009 by machosteakjet

During the long, hot summer of 1879, there gathered at “El Agujero Dos” a collection of hobos, transients, vagrants, wastrels, tramps, gadabouts, bindle stiffs, beggars, mumpers, supplicants, bagmen, bums, cadgers, touters, straphangers, swagmen, beachcombers, boolies, stragglers, scatterlings, and a 1/2 Jew, who would become “Jet Machista Del Filete.” There are too many to cover here, but a couple shining stars

From left to right: J3r3mY (in the hat, gambling), C4®L (in the hat, sipping), ADD’AM (in the hat, exhaling mightily), Just-in (in the hat, thinking of a perfect future, one with Mario Cart and female condoms), Hoonan (in the hat and scarf, fantasizing about Just-in).

Drilling the annals! (MSJ HISTORY DOC.partxi)

Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Birthday Apocalypse, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Chupa-cobra!, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Friend Group 1879!!, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Lawn and Garden, Mountain Vista, MSJ Internationale, Oiled Leather Overalls, Oriental?, Post History Situation Comedy, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, So Take Out All Your Files, Tennessee Meat Goat, time travel, Wormhole Atlas with tags , , on February 26, 2009 by machosteakjet


Macho Steak Jet, or “Jet Machista Del Filete”, was established in 1879 as de facto state in the back of a bar and pool hall called “El Agujero Dos”. Although never officially recognized as an independent and self-governing entity, they none the less looked breathtaking in their mustaches.

Watch this space for more fascinating stories from JET MACHISTA DEL FILETE!!!!

Black to the Future… Two?

Posted in Science, Science Now! with tags , , on August 20, 2008 by machosteakjet

First there was the Onion (August 13th 2008):

Obama\’s Hillybilly Half-Brother

Then there was the real news (August 20th 2008):

Obama\’s Lost Half Brother Found In Kenya

Bombay Talkie

Posted in Black time travel, time travel with tags , , on August 11, 2008 by machosteakjet

I’m going to work on my own time travel story. Right now. With this giant typewriter.