Road to nomination

I’ve been doing a little research and thought this was interesting.  These are the likely paths that each of the Democratic candidates could take to get nominated:

 

Obama — Picks up a handful of remaining delegates in the following contests and then makes a case for any outstanding super delegates based on winning both the most states and the most delegates in the actual voting, added to his air of inevitability.  

 

Clinton — Meteor hits the west coast of US, immediately destroying California, Oregon and Washington and causing an opaque cloud of dust and debris to encircle the earth, which starves the world’s food supplies.  Simultaneously, a “gay-making” plague breaks out across the world turning everyone into non-breeding, sissies.  Seeing their opportunity, Canada finally annexes Illinois, MIchigan, Wisconsin and Ohio (which they’ve totally been eyeing) while Texas declares independence. During this time Clinton, who receives access to Clinton Brand Clinton Bunkerz™, is able to consolidate influence among the remaining super delegates.  In July, when Clinton emerges from her Bunkerz™ bunker (in a fully automated and airtight robo-bubble), she declares a coup over the remainder of the Bush administration, while Obama is busy with Al Gore distributing aid to the needy (and making out with each other; they were, in this scenario, infected).  Since major remaining urban populations are in Pennsylvania and New York, and Clinton plays well among “the gays”, she handily receives a late-breaking nomination.