An Interview with THOR THORSON, part i.

In May of 2007 Macho Steak Jet (a robot spider) sat down with Thor Thorson (a robot with tank treads instead of legs) to discuss life, art, and family.

Macho Steak Jet: I have a disfuction of the gland.

Thor Thorson: that’s why you see the dr. a lot

Macho Steak Jet: It’s chronic superduperness.

Thor Thorson: yeah you keep getting more fabulous as the years wear on

Macho Steak Jet: They’re worried if it becomes SUPER at a faster rate than it becomes DUPER than I could suffer superduper imbalance.
And that leads to superpotence

Thor Thorson: dude your duper can get as duper as it wants cause your super is superb and above the super-ness of mortal men.

Macho Steak Jet: the mightiest duper

Thor Thorson: superpotence leads to mormonism.

Macho Steak Jet: and explosive ejaculate

Thor Thorson: which leads to populating a futuristic city of perfect hair
and justice

Macho Steak Jet: a crystal city

Thor Thorson: made out of crystal even.

crystalized
city

Macho Steak Jet: where the walls are transparent and all you can see is perfect hair forever

Thor Thorson: fractile perfect sweeping bangs of justice
the air: RICH WITH MIRTH
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Macho Steak Jet: Even the mirth is made from crystal
the mirth could scratch glass

Thor Thorson: crystal shaped buildings laughing

Macho Steak Jet: crystal highways chortling

Thor Thorson: laughing shaped buildings crystal

Macho Steak Jet: HA HA HA

Thor Thorson: cryst-ings high-laugh
pork pies
chunks of fruit

rain

Macho Steak Jet: shape crystals: laugh laugh chuckle fruit

Thor Thorson: women in bikini’s

Macho Steak Jet: crystal women

Thor Thorson: fruiity pork chunk women

Macho Steak Jet: crystal bikinis

Thor Thorson: crystal

Macho Steak Jet: crystal crystal

Thor Thorson: time machine

Macho Steak Jet: THE FUTURE

Thor Thorson: get to the chopper

Macho Steak Jet: TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE

Thor Thorson: did we do a good thing building the shield?

Macho Steak Jet: WE HAD NO CHOICE

Thor Thorson: go on without me

Macho Steak Jet: NOOOO

Thor Thorson: i’m fat and old, thanks for giving an old bird a second chance

Macho Steak Jet: CRYSTAL!!!! NOOOO

Thor Thorson: thanks for fat kids

Macho Steak Jet: YOU”RE NOT FAT
YOUR HELMET MAKES YOU LOOK FAT

Thor Thorson: thanks for the salad days, the golden years and the millenium of the century

Macho Steak Jet: DON’T DIE ON ME

Thor Thorson: crysta…………….

Macho Steak Jet: KISS ME

Thor Thorson: crysta…………….

Macho Steak Jet: [vomit}

Thor Thorson: \m/

Macho Steak Jet: HOLD ME

Thor Thorson: [turns into a woman]

Macho Steak Jet: [makes love]

Thor Thorson: [stars in captain ron 2]

Macho Steak Jet: [endorses weight-loss regime]

Thor Thorson: [makes a sanwich]
[sinks]

Macho Steak Jet: [is disappointed with wheat bread]
[believes in 80-armed god]

Thor Thorson: [clamors on about stuff that no one can hear in outer space]

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