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Machosteakjet: The Valentine of Barred Spiral Galaxies
Posted in Science Now!, Smart Philanthrophy Choices, Underworld Proteksions, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness PART III, Universal Consciousness pt 2 with tags Black Hole Massage, Galactic Milk Pleasures, Intergalactic Philantrohappiness, Machosteakfreedom on February 14, 2009 by machosteakjetBEFORE MACHOSTEAKJET (B.M.S.J.)
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MACHOSTEAKJET™ BREAKING NEWS! RARE DINOSAUR DIARRHEA FOUND IN AREA RESTAURANT
Posted in Big Butt's Flutaphone, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Breaking News, Education, Great and honorable change shape wet, It's Getting Hot In Here, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Oriental?, poop log, REAL ISSUES, Science, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, Symptoms, Unflappable Grace, Universal Consciousness pt 2 with tags Now! (Science Edition), Science, Science News Now!, Science Now!, Science of the Ages, Science of the Ancients, Science of Yesteryear, Science Yesterday! on January 8, 2009 by machosteakjetRARE DINOSAUR DIARRHEA FOUND IN AREA RESTAURANT
Thursday, January 8th, 2009
(Chicago, USA)
For years scientists have known about “coprolites” or fossilized dinosaur droppings but for the first time, evidence of severe dinosaur dyspepsia has been found on a shelf at the Bennigan’s on Michigan Avenue.
Scientists have found the first example of dinosaur diarrhea at a downtown Chicago restaurant.
“この恐竜を食べた白い城では、” said paleontologist Sluck Chong “明確な証拠だと思います。” Dr. Chong, along with gastroenterologist Catapult Destroyer, is credited with the discovery.
It seems the “diarrhealite” has been serving for many years as decor in the downtown Chicago restaurant because of its nuanced and alluring colors and textures. Because the sample had been removed from its original locality, it is unclear what kind of dinosaur it is from. Still, experts are calling this a significant find and know for certain the dinosaur had eaten corn in the 24 hours before depositing.
“This is the first indication we have that being a dinosaur wasn’t 100% completely awesome all the time, you know, totally gobbling cavewomen with your enormous jaws and no arms.” corroborated Dr. Destroyer.
Happy Holidays from my family…
Posted in Atheist Silverback, Black time travel, Christmas Time!, Holiday Miracles, Science, Science Now!, time travel, Universal Consciousness pt 2 on December 29, 2008 by Billy Carterin 1987!
Assault on Asgaard
Posted in Absolute Concept, Arvak and Alsvid, ∞, GOD, Gylfaginning Delight, Infinity, Ω, time travel, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2, 帝國主義 on December 19, 2008 by machosteakjetScience Now! Sciencetainment Fact: Great Successes in Science!
Posted in Absolute Concept, Human Interest Story, Mountain Vista, Nature's Midwife, Science Now!, Universal Consciousness pt 2 with tags Information for your children, Information of the Ancients, Science of Success, Sciencetainment, Scientific Business Infotainment, Success!, Xenophanes, Xenophanes of Colophon on December 3, 2008 by machosteakjetThe Science Now! team brings you an exciting new edition of Great Successes in Science! Today’s success: Xenophanes of Colophon.
Xenophanes had this to say in the 5th century B.C.E.:
The Ethiops say that their gods are flat-nosed and black,
While the Thracians say that theirs have blue eyes and red hair.
Yet if cattle or horses or lions had hands and could draw,
And could sculpture like men, then the horses would draw their gods
Like horses, and cattle like cattle; and each they would shape
Bodies of gods in the likeness, each kind, of their own.
If I’m understanding him correctly there are five types of Gods: flat-nosed gods, redheaded gods, lion-gods, horse-gods and cow-gods. An astonishing insight for The Future of Science!
Stay tuned for our next Science Success Story: Jesus!
Man Arrested 71 times!!!
Posted in 87 mile beard, Absolute Concept, Chupa-cobra!, Crystal City, Friend Group 2008!!, Hoary Rackuun, Human Interest Story, John Tesh, Mountain Vista, Presidential BBQ tips, Sasquatch Surrogate, Science Now!, Titz, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2 on December 2, 2008 by 3rdpresidentSmith — who calls himself “Otis the town drunk” — said in an earlier interview that he has been arrested for public intoxication so many times that people he sees at taverns occasionally approach him and ask for his autograph. He has spent about half his adult life behind bars.
The 3rd President has been away for a while, but felt this was a topic that demanded Presidential attention on machosteakjet, and it feels good to be back.
As a testament to this mans dedication, keep in mind that his 70th arrest came just 5 months ago in July!
Check out the full article using the intertubes here.
Friend Group Winter 2008
Posted in ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, Canary of the Sea, Friend Group 2008!!, Science Now!, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, time travel, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2 on November 25, 2008 by machosteakjetFirst Time Doc -01010101010101^^01010101010-
Posted in ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Canary of the Sea, Crystal City, First Time Doc, GOD, Human Interest Story, Ω, John Tesh, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2 on November 24, 2008 by machosteakjetAn evening at Thor Thorson’s house
Posted in Canary of the Sea, GOD, Hoary Rackuun, Universal Consciousness pt 2 with tags Gimme Gimme Octopus, Sentient Peanuts on November 19, 2008 by machosteakjetFirst Time Doc #’s 1098987039-1098988044
Posted in ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Canary of the Sea, Crystal City, First Time Doc, Hoary Rackuun, Human Interest Story, Ω, John Tesh, Mountain Vista, Science Now!, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2 on November 10, 2008 by machosteakjetVodpod videos no longer available.
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Posted in ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Canary of the Sea, Crystal City, First Time Docs, GOD, Ω, John Tesh, Science Now!, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2 on November 8, 2008 by machosteakjetVodpod videos no longer available.