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Friend Group Winter 2008
Posted in ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, Canary of the Sea, Friend Group 2008!!, Science Now!, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, time travel, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2 on November 25, 2008 by machosteakjetThe Halloween Ghoul
Posted in John Tesh, REAL ISSUES, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™ on October 30, 2008 by machosteakjetPresidential BBQ tips
Posted in Presidential BBQ tips, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings on October 6, 2008 by 3rdpresidentOnce again, it’s time for Presidential BBQ tips. In Honor of the Louisiana Purchase and the admission of Ohio into the Union in 1803 this post will be about chili.
If you want a spicy chili, avoid prepackaged chili powders as they lack the flavor only fresh peppers can offer. Craft a more flavorful mixture by combining fresh peppers. Choose any combination from the list below, cut each in half, remove the seeds, and bake at 300 degrees for 5-10 minutes until crisp. The pulverize in a food processor or by hand.
ancho pepper
kick: low
Body: high
Burn: Low
Cayenne Pepper
Kick: High
Body: Low
Burn: High
Chipotle pepper
Kick: Medium-High
Body: Medium
Burn: Medium-High
Guajillo Pepper
Kick: Medium-High
Body: Medium-High
Burn: Medium-Low
New Mexico Red Pepper
Kick: Medium
Body: Medium-High
Burn: Medium
When pairing Chili with a Beer, try these suggestions from Joe Tucker president of RateBeer.com:
Victory Prima Pils From the home of my good friend Ben Franklin, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
If you like light beer, “The effervescence enhances the chili’s spiciness,”
Three Flyods Alpha King From the Indiana Territory If you like balanced beer, it’s hints of citrus cleanse your palate.
Stone Double Bastard Ale from the Spanish territory of San Diego, California If you like strong beer, the caramel flavor dances well with chili ingredients.
Whatever you do, avoid ingredients, beverages, and Presidential Candidates from Arizona. The soil is substandard for agriculture, The beer is tainted by Robotic Vampiric Magicks, and the leadership might be cannibal zombies. Would you want them handling things you were going to eat? I wouldn’t and I lived 200 years ago when Washington D.C. was a malaria filled swamp.
Keeping Women Down Since Tatooine
Posted in The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™ on September 22, 2008 by machosteakjetMore to come, one every day this week until the first debate of the 2008 presidential election!
-R-dawg Moreno
A good analogy for the Republican Party
Posted in The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings on September 4, 2008 by machosteakjet‼∆БΔѓ Family Time
Posted in Arvak and Alsvid, Krream Cheese, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings on August 26, 2008 by machosteakjetUPDATE: The Transformation Is NOW Complete
Posted in Arvak and Alsvid, Crystal City, Hoary Rackuun, Indonesian composting, Krream Cheese, Science, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, time travel on August 11, 2008 by machosteakjetUPDATE: Transformation Complete
Posted in Arvak and Alsvid, Crystal City, Hoary Rackuun, Indonesian composting, Krream Cheese, Science, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™ on August 8, 2008 by machosteakjetWhat’s happening to my body?
Posted in Arvak and Alsvid, Crystal City, Hoary Rackuun, Indonesian composting, Krream Cheese, Science, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™ on August 6, 2008 by machosteakjetThe Triple Entente
Posted in The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings on July 26, 2008 by machosteakjetExcerpt
Posted in Crystal City, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings on July 23, 2008 by machosteakjetI thought, for the sake of the union, that I should update you on a conversation I had last night with Justin…
DS: How was D.C.?
JC: Great. I was raped by the founding fathers.
DS: Is it true that Hamilton had the biggest cock?
JC: No. Not true. It was actually, it was actually Betsy Ross. Surprisingly.
DS: Wow. What happened?
JC: She sewed up my colon so hard, I coughed out a star. The 51st star.
DS: And that's why Puerto Rico isn't a state?
JC: Correct.
DS: Huh.
If you come across any history books, please update them.
Failed Presidential Candidates From America’s Checkered History
Posted in The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings on July 11, 2008 by machosteakjetAmerica’s getting all twitter-pated about it’s upcoming presidential election. What excitement! The fate of the free world hangs in the balance. Perhaps it’s time to reflect on the free worlds that could have been. Yes, it’s time once again for Failed Presidential Candidates From America’s Checkered History! This week’s FPCFACH is Benjamin Gratz Brown!
Facts about B. Gratz Brown:
— Attended TRANSYLVANIA COLLEGE!
— He fought a DUEL at a place called BLOODY ISLAND.
— He LOST the duel.
— But LIVED!
— Political Party? Why, he was a UNCONDITIONAL UNIONIST!
These facts add up to an incontrovertible truth: in 1872 a vampire was only 157 electoral college votes away from president!
Next week on FPCFACH: the virgin millionaire!