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Posted in 'n tasty, Advancements in Plumbing, Bald Faced Mascot, Big Butt's Flutaphone, Canary of the Sea, Cannibalistic Mother, Celery skin graft, Cloaca, Don't touch it!!, Earth-spray, Extra Ectoplasm Please, Flesh Suit, Fuud, Governance, Hamburger Sexy Mandolin Player Man, Humane Blowhole, Japanese Breakfast, Kris Kringle Assault, Krream Cheese, Machostekjet Fuuds, Meat Hero, Nature's Midwife, Our Bodies Our Shelves, Pelvic Issues, poop log, Presidential BBQ tips, Rawhide Dawn, Runt Vacuity, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Shark Pile!, Snacks, Succulent Cutlet Shroud, Tender Fire, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Fresno Fishwich, Vampiric Pizza Hut with tags How To Eat Sensually on December 4, 2009 by machosteakjet1,000,000 Mile meat puppet
Posted in 'n tasty, 28 Foot Dude, 87 mile beard, Absolute Concept, Frank Stallone: PISSED!, Interdimensional Tiki Bar, It's Getting Hot In Here, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Meat Hero, Merkin Surprise, Native American Science, NO MORE FUCKING AROUND, Primate Freedom, Rawhide Dawn, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Shower Genius, Snacks, Tennessee Meat Goat with tags Meat Ape on July 1, 2009 by machosteakjet
한국어 당신의 어머니는 나의 개를 먹고 있다
Posted in 'n tasty, 13th Floored, 28 Foot Dude, 87 mile beard, A Big Letter to Your Mother, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, Absolute Zero Froufrou, Albino Hair System, and Sanjay Samuel, and Sanjay., and YOU, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, Atheist Silverback, ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., Bald Faced Mascot, BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Bearenstein Zygothrica dispar palatial Bears, Big Butt's Flutaphone, BIONAUTICS NOW!, Birthday Apocalypse, Cannibalistic Mother, Chupa-cobra!, Cloaca, Code Of Ethics, Color Theory for Big People, Corpulent Harpy, Crouching Bosom, Crystal City, Damp With Sleet, Dino-whore, Don't touch it!!, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Economic Gibbon Flip, Ed, Education, El Agujero Dos, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Erudite Libertines, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Flesh Suit, Foam Lying, Frank Stallone: PISSED!, Frankfort Horizontal Position, Friend Group 1879!!, Friend Group 2008!!, Full Bodied Tatoo, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Gnostic Shopping Spree, Hand Held Microphone, Henna Time!, Hera; the economy; and YOU, Herme, Hoary Rackuun, Holiday Miracles, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, I just found out I only have 2 hands, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Ω, αεριωθούμενο αεροπλάνο μπριζόλας φαλλοκρατών, Japanese Breakfast, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Kwan Yin, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Machostekjet Fuuds, Magical Pretty Facepainting Custom Event Services, Merkin Surprise, Merlin VS. Caring, Mountain Vista, MSJ & THE ENVIRONMENT, MSJ Fundraiser and Tutoring Romp, MSJ Internationale, MSJ Personals, Nature's Midwife, New Yert, NO MORE 世界是漂亮PUPATING到另一個世界 AROUND, NOOO!!!!!, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Organic Centaur, Orginal Science Pleasings, Our Bodies Our Shelves, Precoital Inaugural Truths, Preinaugural Postcoital Truths, Primate Freedom, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, Ropey & No No, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Sasquatch Surrogate, Science Now!, Scrotal Hat, Sobriety S.O.S.C.U.B.A., Steam Goblin, Succulent Cutlet Shroud, Swash Chuckling Wedding, Symptoms, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, time travel, Treat Witch Tracing, Trucker Handles That Kill You, Uncategorized, Underworld Freedoms!, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness PART III, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Vestigial Wig, Virulent Christmas Loins, Wolverine Vs. A Baby, Wormhole Atlas, YESSSSS!!!!!, Zero Froufrou, 帝國主義 with tags Art, Artificial Intelligence, Birthday clowns, Black time travel, Charles Darwin, The Future on April 30, 2009 by machosteakjet
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Paleoproterozoic Amphibious Surprise
Posted in Cloaca, Code Of Ethics, Color Theory for Big People, Corpulent Harpy, Crusteasian Amphibious Evolvement, Organic Centaur, Post History Situation Comedy, Science Now!, Shantastico!, Swash Chuckling Wedding, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™ with tags Amphibilious, Amphibisteakjet, Ancient Surprise Science, ♀→☺→♂→☻→♂, Catastrophic Amphibian Friends, Crustaceasian, Gibbering Amphibian, Proterozoic Escape on April 14, 2009 by machosteakjet
NELSON MANDELA V. BOB BARKER
Posted in 13th Floored, 3rd League Kawanis Club, 87 mile beard, 9002, A Big Letter to Your Mother, A Wizard's Nose, Absolute Concept, Albino Hair System, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, Atheist Silverback, ∞, सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Big Butt's Flutaphone, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Birthday Apocalypse, Black time travel, Breaking News, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Chocolate Teeth, Christmas Time!, Chupa-cobra!, Color Theory for Big People, Crystal City, Dino-whore, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, Economic Gibbon Flip, Ed, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Epicurean Torture Chamber, Extra Ectoplasm Please, Face Fuck Smash Core, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Flesh Suit, Frank Stallone: PISSED!, Friend Group 1879!!, Friend Group 2008!!, Full Bodied Tatoo, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Gnostic Shopping Spree, GOD, Great and honorable change shape wet, Gylfaginning Delight, Habeus Arthropodum, Habeus Arthropodus, Haegar und Hygiene, Hand Held Microphone, Henna Time!, Hoary Rackuun, Holiday Miracles, Horse Riding Lions, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, Humane Blowhole, I just found out I only have 2 hands, I Litter to Make Crazy Horse Cry, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Infinity, Infinity + 1, It's Getting Hot In Here, Ω, Japanese Breakfast, Jet Machista Del Filete, John Tesh, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Kris Kringle Assault, Krream Cheese, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Merkin Surprise, Merlin VS. Caring, Mountain Vista, MSJ Fundraiser and Tutoring Romp, MSJ Internationale, Murder of Crons, Nature's Midwife, New Born Induced Orgasms, Nostradamus Kidnapping Spree, Oiled Leather Overalls, Oriental?, Original Hymen Destruction, Pelvic Issues, poop log, Post History Situation Comedy, Precoital Inaugural Truths, Preinaugural Postcoital Truths, Presidential BBQ tips, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, Ropey & No No, Runt Vacuity, Same Channel, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Sasquatch Surrogate, Scary Basement Grampa, Science, Science Now!, Sentient Neck Brace, Shantastico!, Sherlock Tube, Shower Genius, Slutty nun midget whippings, Smart Philanthrophy Choices, So Take Out All Your Files, Sobriety S.O.S.C.U.B.A., Sun Tan Gossip, SURD, Symptoms, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Big Shouldered Why, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, The Fresno Fishwich, time travel, Titz, Trucker Handles That Kill You, Uncategorized, Underworld Freedoms!, Underworld Proteksions, Unflappable Grace, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness PART III, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Unmerciful Phone Call, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Vestigial Wig, Virulent Christmas Loins, Welcome, Why Essents?, Wormhole Atlas, X-mas Farge, Yanni Bake, 帝國主義 on March 5, 2009 by machosteakjet
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The annals: receiving a very heavy drilling (MSJ HISTORY DOC SERIES PART.xii)
Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, 87 mile beard, 9002, BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Chap Camp™, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Friend Group 1879!!, Giving Time, Human Kindness, illegitimate Dream Children, It's Getting Hot In Here, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Mountain Vista, Rawhide Dawn, Remembering, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Sasquatch Surrogate, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, Trucker Handles That Kill You, Universal Consciousness, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, 帝國主義 with tags Fanta, Jet, Love, Oh Yeah!™, Science of Yesteryear, time travel on March 2, 2009 by machosteakjetDuring the long, hot summer of 1879, there gathered at “El Agujero Dos” a collection of hobos, transients, vagrants, wastrels, tramps, gadabouts, bindle stiffs, beggars, mumpers, supplicants, bagmen, bums, cadgers, touters, straphangers, swagmen, beachcombers, boolies, stragglers, scatterlings, and a 1/2 Jew, who would become “Jet Machista Del Filete.” There are too many to cover here, but a couple shining stars
From left to right: J3r3mY (in the hat, gambling), C4®L (in the hat, sipping), ADD’AM (in the hat, exhaling mightily), Just-in (in the hat, thinking of a perfect future, one with Mario Cart and female condoms), Hoonan (in the hat and scarf, fantasizing about Just-in).
Drilling the annals! (MSJ HISTORY DOC.partxi)
Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Birthday Apocalypse, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Chupa-cobra!, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Friend Group 1879!!, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Lawn and Garden, Mountain Vista, MSJ Internationale, Oiled Leather Overalls, Oriental?, Post History Situation Comedy, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, So Take Out All Your Files, Tennessee Meat Goat, time travel, Wormhole Atlas with tags Pampas!, Science of Yesteryear, time travel on February 26, 2009 by machosteakjet
Macho Steak Jet, or “Jet Machista Del Filete”, was established in 1879 as de facto state in the back of a bar and pool hall called “El Agujero Dos”. Although never officially recognized as an independent and self-governing entity, they none the less looked breathtaking in their mustaches.
Watch this space for more fascinating stories from JET MACHISTA DEL FILETE!!!!
Questions About Our Economy: Answered
Posted in Atheist Silverback, ∞, BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Canary of the Sea, Crystal City, Economic Gibbon Flip, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Flesh Suit, GOD, Gylfaginning Delight, Haegar und Hygiene, Hand Held Microphone, Hoary Rackuun, I just found out I only have 2 hands, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Mountain Vista, New Born Induced Orgasms, Oiled Leather Overalls, REAL ISSUES, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, SURD, Symptoms, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Vestigial Wig, Why Essents?, Wormhole Atlas, Yanni Bake, 帝國主義 on December 22, 2008 by machosteakjet
Is it just me or does everyone keep complaining about how bad the economy is? I really don’t get it; I always find that I have enough money. I eat at Red Lobster almost every night and usually have the breaded shrimp dinner with an extra hushpuppie. On Fridays I splurge and go for the scampi. See? I also own many of the most popular CDs and DVDs. Doesn’t sound like there’s much of a problem here. In fact just yesterday I went to Gifford’s Pawn and purchased fourteen broken fax machines. I attached them to the bumper of my ’96 Honda Accord with those super thin bungee cords and drove almost two miles before all of my tires blew out. You know what I did then? I laughed and said a prayer. Sang it actually. I sometimes also buy gold doubloons and carry them around in my breast pocket because I like the way they feel. Before I fall asleep, I say prayers and the prayers keep going around and around in my mind until I fall asleep. Last night I was visited by a large coyote covered in golden chain mail. Instead of eyes he had smooth pearlescent discs that looked like they were made of fingernails. His tail looked like a small evergreen tree. He wandered around my room silently and then stole some of my favorite DVDs. I pretended to be asleep the whole time. If he comes back I’m going to try and get my DVDs back but if not that’s ok too since I’m really not that worried about money.
MachoSteakJet Science Now! Philanthropy Case #78.3JG
Posted in 87 mile beard, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Absolute Concept, ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Arvak and Alsvid, ∞, Bánh khúc cây Giáng sinh, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Black time travel, Canary of the Sea, Christmas Time!, Chupa-cobra!, Color Theory for Big People, Crystal City, Dream Cycle Magnetic Resonance Theory, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Friend Group 2008!!, GOD, Gylfaginning Delight, Haegar und Hygiene, Hand Held Microphone, Hoary Rackuun, Horse Riding Lions, Human Interest Story, I just found out I only have 2 hands, illegitimate Dream Children, Indonesian composting, Infinity, Ω, John Tesh, Komparative History™, Korean Peace Children, Krream Cheese, Kwan Yin, Mountain Vista, Nature's Midwife, New Born Induced Orgasms, Oiled Leather Overalls, Presidential BBQ tips, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, Ropey & No No, Same Channel, Sasquatch Surrogate, Science, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, SURD, Symptoms, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, time travel, Titz, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, Why Essents?, 帝國主義 on December 20, 2008 by machosteakjet
‘Yes’, my Tranhumanist friend told me, ‘It does look like a pie plate connected to metal squids. But it is so much more. You see, Magnetoencephalography will measure your brain waves to tell us how you drove your mother mad with visions.’
As the tests wore on, they took the days with them. And my power grew. And so did my disgust. Although my friend allowed me to brush his horse, ‘Clever’, I could see his mind, and knew his insatiable appetite for enormous women would tear us apart.
He always fucked my new giant girlfriends. And that is exactly why I made his god damn head explode.
But now that I call Dubai my new home, I am free to pursue the life I have always wished for.
Thanks to you MachoSteakJet for sponsoring me!
Presidential BBQ tips
Posted in Presidential BBQ tips, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings on October 6, 2008 by 3rdpresidentOnce again, it’s time for Presidential BBQ tips. In Honor of the Louisiana Purchase and the admission of Ohio into the Union in 1803 this post will be about chili.
If you want a spicy chili, avoid prepackaged chili powders as they lack the flavor only fresh peppers can offer. Craft a more flavorful mixture by combining fresh peppers. Choose any combination from the list below, cut each in half, remove the seeds, and bake at 300 degrees for 5-10 minutes until crisp. The pulverize in a food processor or by hand.
ancho pepper
kick: low
Body: high
Burn: Low
Cayenne Pepper
Kick: High
Body: Low
Burn: High
Chipotle pepper
Kick: Medium-High
Body: Medium
Burn: Medium-High
Guajillo Pepper
Kick: Medium-High
Body: Medium-High
Burn: Medium-Low
New Mexico Red Pepper
Kick: Medium
Body: Medium-High
Burn: Medium
When pairing Chili with a Beer, try these suggestions from Joe Tucker president of RateBeer.com:
Victory Prima Pils From the home of my good friend Ben Franklin, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
If you like light beer, “The effervescence enhances the chili’s spiciness,”
Three Flyods Alpha King From the Indiana Territory If you like balanced beer, it’s hints of citrus cleanse your palate.
Stone Double Bastard Ale from the Spanish territory of San Diego, California If you like strong beer, the caramel flavor dances well with chili ingredients.
Whatever you do, avoid ingredients, beverages, and Presidential Candidates from Arizona. The soil is substandard for agriculture, The beer is tainted by Robotic Vampiric Magicks, and the leadership might be cannibal zombies. Would you want them handling things you were going to eat? I wouldn’t and I lived 200 years ago when Washington D.C. was a malaria filled swamp.
A VP Debate Recap Allegory
Posted in Ω, REAL ISSUES, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat on October 3, 2008 by machosteakjet
‼∆БΔѓ Family Time
Posted in Arvak and Alsvid, Krream Cheese, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings on August 26, 2008 by machosteakjet
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Posted in Arvak and Alsvid, Crystal City, Krream Cheese, Tennessee Meat Goat on August 22, 2008 by machosteakjet
Random Cooking Tip of the Weekend
Posted in Krream Cheese, Presidential BBQ tips, Tennessee Meat Goat on August 21, 2008 by machosteakjetMixing equal parts Heinz Ketchup with Sriracha Chili Sauce makes a fantastic spicy Ketchup. Great on Sweet potato Fries, burgers or anything else you would put Ketchup on. Use it this weekend at a BBQ!!
Disclaimer: President Jefferson will be in Milwaukee this weekend, so this should in no way be mistaken as an invitation to Monticello for a BBQ.
Chupa-Cobra is real!! (and other musings)
Posted in Chupa-cobra!, Crystal City, Krream Cheese, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat on August 18, 2008 by machosteakjetHeed the wisdom of the uncylcopedia!! The ChupaCobra (the snake sucker) is real. From the Uncyclopedia:
“El Chupacobras (Spanish for “Snake Sucker”) is a wild animal from the River Parana Basin in South America that is very known for feeding itself of the blood and the poison of the snakes. It also enjoys having sausages, specially the German variety known as the Dickwurst.”
Follow this link for more: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/El_Chupacobras
And for those “artistically” inclined, there is this sage career advice.
It is a font of true wisdom and knowledge known as the uncyclopedia. It is the source of truth.
FIRST TIME DOCUMENT #2
Posted in Arvak and Alsvid, Hoary Rackuun, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™ on August 16, 2008 by mrhamhamChupacabra exposed by nutcases with guns in Texas
Posted in Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™ on August 13, 2008 by machosteakjetImportant Science Now! Never mind that the nutcases were issued their guns legally and happen to be cops, we’ve gone from this:
and this:
to this:
and this:
This seriously calls into question the Texan law enforcement training system, not even to mention the public school system in general. Where the hell is El Vampiro de Moca, the Elmendorf Beast?!
UPDATE: The Transformation Is NOW Complete
Posted in Arvak and Alsvid, Crystal City, Hoary Rackuun, Indonesian composting, Krream Cheese, Science, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™, time travel on August 11, 2008 by machosteakjetNEVER! We must go BLACK TO THE FUTURE!
Posted in Black time travel, Tennessee Meat Goat, time travel on August 11, 2008 by machosteakjetMaybe it’s time we go…black in time?
Posted in Tennessee Meat Goat on August 8, 2008 by machosteakjetUPDATE: Transformation Complete
Posted in Arvak and Alsvid, Crystal City, Hoary Rackuun, Indonesian composting, Krream Cheese, Science, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™ on August 8, 2008 by machosteakjetI wish I could grow a perfect goatee
Posted in Crystal City, Tennessee Meat Goat on August 8, 2008 by machosteakjet
What’s happening to my body?
Posted in Arvak and Alsvid, Crystal City, Hoary Rackuun, Indonesian composting, Krream Cheese, Science, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, The Entente Of Ted Kennedy's Feelings, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™ on August 6, 2008 by machosteakjet
The Saga Continues…
Posted in Arvak and Alsvid, Tennessee Meat Goat on August 5, 2008 by machosteakjet
2 Zany Sorcerers, a film
Posted in Hoary Rackuun, Tennessee Meat Goat on August 3, 2008 by machosteakjetAnyone who studies deeply into the foot chakra magics will intuit this
mind map.
MACHO Steak Jet (DICKINSON’S SUSHI ONE TIME) & Crying Banjo Child No-Show MAGIC SHAMAN POXY FORT STABBING 
