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Machosteakjet Department of Disaster Prediction and Prevention brings you this ***IMPORTANT MESSAGE***
Posted in Hoary Rackuun, John Major Jenkins, Mayan Codex Photo Album, Mountain Vista, NATIVE AMERICAN RIVER CAT SHOW, Native American Science, Nature's Midwife, Oriental?, Science Now!, Solar Flair, Solar Knowledge Science Time!, THE ANTHROPOLOGISTS with tags Anthroapologists, Mayan Cosmogenesis, Mystical Dirty Serpent Rope, Oh Yeah!™, old fassion finsk diskoo, Serpent Rope Lashings, The Healing Sun Choad on July 12, 2009 by machosteakjetDrilling the annals! (MSJ HISTORY DOC.partxi)
Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Birthday Apocalypse, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Chupa-cobra!, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Friend Group 1879!!, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Lawn and Garden, Mountain Vista, MSJ Internationale, Oiled Leather Overalls, Oriental?, Post History Situation Comedy, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, So Take Out All Your Files, Tennessee Meat Goat, time travel, Wormhole Atlas with tags Pampas!, Science of Yesteryear, time travel on February 26, 2009 by machosteakjetMacho Steak Jet, or “Jet Machista Del Filete”, was established in 1879 as de facto state in the back of a bar and pool hall called “El Agujero Dos”. Although never officially recognized as an independent and self-governing entity, they none the less looked breathtaking in their mustaches.
Watch this space for more fascinating stories from JET MACHISTA DEL FILETE!!!!
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE CHILDREN
Posted in A Big Letter to Your Mother, Canary of the Sea, Color Theory for Big People, Face Fuck Smash Core, Great and honorable change shape wet, Human Interest Story, Humane Blowhole, illegitimate Dream Children, Mountain Vista, Nature's Midwife, New Born Induced Orgasms, Original Hymen Destruction, Pelvic Issues, poop log, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Sasquatch Surrogate, Symptoms, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval with tags (Un)Natural Science Now!, Mis-whatever, monster-love, Murder In The Woods, REAL ISSUES, Science Now! on January 8, 2009 by machosteakjetIf Adam and Isak had been Japanese…
Posted in Friend Group 2008!!, Human Interest Story, Mountain Vista, Science Now!, time travel with tags a very special very sweet Christmas Science Now!, japanese time travel, science now! on the road on December 21, 2008 by Billy Carterhttp://japanesenostalgiccar.com/blog/2008/12/04/japanese-road-trip-in-transforming-toyota-truck/
After graduating high school, three Japanese buddies decided to follow their dream of a year-long cross-country road trip, from the northeastern island of Hokkaido to the southwestern one of Yakushima. But before they set out, the trio built one of the coolest road trip cars ever conceived, from a decrepit mid-80s Toyota Toyoace.
This is what the top floor looks like. Seriously, it’s nicer than some of the places I’ve lived.
You can see more of Japan’s beautiful natural scenery from the trip on this page, or learn more about the truck here. There’s also a movie of the transformation process. Jack Kerouac would be proud. And now, with trip over, the Toyoace is on sale for a mere $5,500, shipping not included.
Science Now! World Wrestling Federation discovers horrifying new species in Mekong region
Posted in Human Interest Story, Indonesian composting, Mountain Vista, Science, Science Now! with tags extra science, fresh science, horror science, real science, wrestling science on December 15, 2008 by Billy CarterConservation group WWF says that more than 1,000 species new to science have been recorded in South-East Asia’s Greater Mekong region over the past decade.
The “dragon millipede” (Desmoxytes purpurosea) was first described in 2007 by scientists in Thailand. Researchers suggest the bright colouring acts as a warning to would-be predators, as the millipede has glands that produce cyanide as a defence mechanism.
The Laotian rock rat (Laonastes aenigmamus) was first recorded by scientists at a food market in Laos. Remarkably, researchers say this species is the sole survivor of an ancient group of rodents understood to have died out 11 million years ago.
The large and aggressive Heteropoda dagmarae was found in forests of northern and central Laos. The nocturnal spider skillfully ambushes its prey from shrubs, trees, or bamboo between two and four metres from the ground.
Tree frog Chiromantis samkosensis, found in Cambodia, has a number of unique characteristics that distinguishes it from other Asian Chiromantis species, including green blood and turquoise bones.
A Poem
Posted in Mountain Vista, Nature's Midwife, Sasquatch Surrogate, Symptoms with tags jive fuck, poems, xiu xiu on December 15, 2008 by Billy CarterA Poem by Jamie of the band Xiu Xiu
the yellow bellied sap sucker
is a real bird.
i had never seen one
until today.
it was in my yard.
this is very very exciting to me.
it transcends cartoonish
merry melody insult.
it lives.
it destroys your shit talking
you jive fuck.
Science Now! Sciencetainment Fact: Great Successes in Science!
Posted in Absolute Concept, Human Interest Story, Mountain Vista, Nature's Midwife, Science Now!, Universal Consciousness pt 2 with tags Information for your children, Information of the Ancients, Science of Success, Sciencetainment, Scientific Business Infotainment, Success!, Xenophanes, Xenophanes of Colophon on December 3, 2008 by machosteakjetThe Science Now! team brings you an exciting new edition of Great Successes in Science! Today’s success: Xenophanes of Colophon.
Xenophanes had this to say in the 5th century B.C.E.:
The Ethiops say that their gods are flat-nosed and black,
While the Thracians say that theirs have blue eyes and red hair.
Yet if cattle or horses or lions had hands and could draw,
And could sculpture like men, then the horses would draw their gods
Like horses, and cattle like cattle; and each they would shape
Bodies of gods in the likeness, each kind, of their own.
If I’m understanding him correctly there are five types of Gods: flat-nosed gods, redheaded gods, lion-gods, horse-gods and cow-gods. An astonishing insight for The Future of Science!
Stay tuned for our next Science Success Story: Jesus!
Man Arrested 71 times!!!
Posted in 87 mile beard, Absolute Concept, Chupa-cobra!, Crystal City, Friend Group 2008!!, Hoary Rackuun, Human Interest Story, John Tesh, Mountain Vista, Presidential BBQ tips, Sasquatch Surrogate, Science Now!, Titz, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2 on December 2, 2008 by 3rdpresidentSmith — who calls himself “Otis the town drunk” — said in an earlier interview that he has been arrested for public intoxication so many times that people he sees at taverns occasionally approach him and ask for his autograph. He has spent about half his adult life behind bars.
The 3rd President has been away for a while, but felt this was a topic that demanded Presidential attention on machosteakjet, and it feels good to be back.
As a testament to this mans dedication, keep in mind that his 70th arrest came just 5 months ago in July!
Check out the full article using the intertubes here.
First Time Doc #’s 1098987039-1098988044
Posted in ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, Canary of the Sea, Crystal City, First Time Doc, Hoary Rackuun, Human Interest Story, Ω, John Tesh, Mountain Vista, Science Now!, Universal Consciousness, Universal Consciousness pt 2 on November 10, 2008 by machosteakjetVodpod videos no longer available.