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Spotted In Europe

Posted in ☼♫♫♫♫♫☼, Corpulent Harpy, CRISPERS!™, Fire Calliope, Hera, Hera; the economy; and YOU, Herme, I just found out I only have 2 hands, Machostekjet Fuuds, NO MORE FUCKING AROUND, Organic Centaur, Science Now!, Snacks, Volvix Suttung Cloaks with tags , , , , on June 3, 2009 by machosteakjet

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The annals: receiving a very heavy drilling (MSJ HISTORY DOC SERIES PART.xii)

Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, 87 mile beard, 9002, BARNEY FIFE PORTAL, Chap Camp™, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, Friend Group 1879!!, Giving Time, Human Kindness, illegitimate Dream Children, It's Getting Hot In Here, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Mountain Vista, Rawhide Dawn, Remembering, Sandwich Mountain Retreat, Sasquatch Surrogate, Science Now!, Tennessee Meat Goat, Trucker Handles That Kill You, Universal Consciousness, Velvet Gloved Frindship Approval, 帝國主義 with tags , , , , , on March 2, 2009 by machosteakjet

During the long, hot summer of 1879, there gathered at “El Agujero Dos” a collection of hobos, transients, vagrants, wastrels, tramps, gadabouts, bindle stiffs, beggars, mumpers, supplicants, bagmen, bums, cadgers, touters, straphangers, swagmen, beachcombers, boolies, stragglers, scatterlings, and a 1/2 Jew, who would become “Jet Machista Del Filete.” There are too many to cover here, but a couple shining stars

From left to right: J3r3mY (in the hat, gambling), C4®L (in the hat, sipping), ADD’AM (in the hat, exhaling mightily), Just-in (in the hat, thinking of a perfect future, one with Mario Cart and female condoms), Hoonan (in the hat and scarf, fantasizing about Just-in).

Drilling the annals! (MSJ HISTORY DOC.partxi)

Posted in 3rd League Kawanis Club, A Big Letter to Your Mother, Birthday Apocalypse, Canary of the Sea, Chap Camp™, Chupa-cobra!, Education, El Agujero Dos, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, Flagrant Disrespect for The Law, Friend Group 1879!!, Galapagos Sexpot, Giving Time, Huge Women, Human Interest Story, Human Kindness, Jet Machista Del Filete, Komparative History™, Lawn and Garden, Mountain Vista, MSJ Internationale, Oiled Leather Overalls, Oriental?, Post History Situation Comedy, Rawhide Dawn, REAL ISSUES, Remembering, So Take Out All Your Files, Tennessee Meat Goat, time travel, Wormhole Atlas with tags , , on February 26, 2009 by machosteakjet

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Macho Steak Jet, or “Jet Machista Del Filete”, was established in 1879 as de facto state in the back of a bar and pool hall called “El Agujero Dos”. Although never officially recognized as an independent and self-governing entity, they none the less looked breathtaking in their mustaches.

Watch this space for more fascinating stories from JET MACHISTA DEL FILETE!!!!

MACHOSTEAKJET™ BREAKING NEWS! RARE DINOSAUR DIARRHEA FOUND IN AREA RESTAURANT

Posted in Big Butt's Flutaphone, Birth Footage (PARTIAL), Breaking News, Education, Great and honorable change shape wet, It's Getting Hot In Here, Macho Steak Jet News Service, Oriental?, poop log, REAL ISSUES, Science, Science Now!, Sherlock Tube, Symptoms, Unflappable Grace, Universal Consciousness pt 2 with tags , , , , , , , on January 8, 2009 by machosteakjet

RARE DINOSAUR DIARRHEA FOUND IN AREA RESTAURANT
Thursday, January 8th, 2009

(Chicago, USA)

For years scientists have known about “coprolites” or fossilized dinosaur droppings but for the first time, evidence of severe dinosaur dyspepsia has been found on a shelf at the Bennigan’s on Michigan Avenue.

Scientists have found the first example of dinosaur diarrhea at a downtown Chicago restaurant.

Scientists have found the first example of dinosaur diarrhea at a downtown Chicago restaurant.

“この恐竜を食べた白い城では、” said paleontologist Sluck Chong “明確な証拠だと思います。” Dr. Chong, along with gastroenterologist Catapult Destroyer, is credited with the discovery.

It seems the “diarrhealite” has been serving for many years as decor in the downtown Chicago restaurant because of its nuanced and alluring colors and textures. Because the sample had been removed from its original locality, it is unclear what kind of dinosaur it is from. Still, experts are calling this a significant find and know for certain the dinosaur had eaten corn in the 24 hours before depositing.

“This is the first indication we have that being a dinosaur wasn’t 100% completely awesome all the time, you know, totally gobbling cavewomen with your enormous jaws and no arms.” corroborated Dr. Destroyer.

सुंदर पुनर्जन्म.

Posted in Absolute Concept, सुंदर पुनर्जन्म., Crystal City, El Circulo de la Fortuna, First Time Doc, First Time Docs, GOD, Huge Women, I just found out I only have 2 hands, illegitimate Dream Children, Kwan Yin, Lawn and Garden, Mountain Vista, Nature's Midwife, Oriental?, Remembering, Science Now!, The Fresno Fishwich, Welcome, Why Essents?, Yanni Bake with tags , , on January 2, 2009 by machosteakjet

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First Time Document (#1), REAL ISSUES Edition (#1)

Posted in ANDY GRIFFITH DIMENSION, REAL ISSUES, Science Now!, The Entente of Ted Kennedy's Feelings™ with tags , , , , , , on September 12, 2008 by machosteakjet

Roman graffitti in Ostia, Rome focused on REAL ISSUES.

There are two graffiti in this image:

GRAFFITO (#1):
Hic ad Callin[i]cum
futui orem anum (palma)
amicom [—] re nolite r
in aedi ( or: [c]inaede) [—]

“Here I had oral and anal intercourse with my friend in the inn of Callinicus (or: with my sea-going friend Callinicus?). Do not …”.

Callinicus was probably the owner of the building.

GRAFFITO (#2):
Livius me cunus
lincet Tertulle cunnu ov[—]
Efesius Terpsilla amat.

“Livius licks my c**t (or: Livius, that faggot, licks me?). Tertullus … c**t (or: faggot?) … Efesius loves Terpsilla”.

Social issues were at the top of their minds:

Agathopus et Prima et Epaphroditus tres convenientes.

“Agathopus and Prima and Epaphroditus had a threesome”.

Just in case you had any doubt Romans had REAL ISSUES etched on the very walls of the great city of Ostia:

or, better yet:

or:

not even to mention: